So Bad They're Good

You arrive at an aquantence's house for a cocktail party ready to unleash your inner party animal. You don't know a heck of a lot of people, but you still have hopes of a great evening. There might even be a lampshade or two to be worn. Who knows?!

Then, it happens. Seemingly out of nowhere. You weren't prepared. Although after the dust has settled you realize you should have known. You saw the, "I hate four-letter words…wash, dust, iron, cook, diet." sign on the wall straight from the Lilian Vernon catalog. You felt oddly out of place without a sparkly, "fun" Christmas sweater.

You could smell the bunco dice hiding someplace wondering why they weren't included on this night.

Your hostess brings you a drink with THIS...

Is this some sort of awful joke? Oh, yeah, it is! My hostess wonders where they come up with such funny stuff.

Really?

I'm not saying I'm a comic genius, but how many "funny" cocktail napkins have actually struck you as funny? I'll answer that for you. None. Whoever is the, "Napkin Saying Maker Upper" sucks! And I'm not judging, but anyone who buys them because they "just tickle you" should be put down like a racehorse with a broken leg.

Here are some more hilarious party stoppers...

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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Stop!!!
This one made me cry I laughed so hard!

And the always HIGHlarious...

This next one isn't funny at all! What if you're not a good speller. It doesn't mean you're stupid!! Right???

Stumble It!