Safety First!

Just made me laugh. Sorry, Dyer boys, I still can't tell you apart. Which one is it?

Caption This for Big Award!

You have your work cut out for you this week, my friends. Try captioning this...

The Postman Always Stops Once

I'm not saying that I live in a small town, but lately we have had a bit of a crime spree that was quickly nipped in the bud!! Thanks to our entire local police department and their tireless commitment to justice in the weeks that it took to crack this case!

Burger Queen

Sorry for the late post with the winners, but I was out in the real world dealing with real world stuff. Whatever.

Honorable mentions from Burger King Mama are...

Douglas Dyer with

This new model comes with a really huge trunk and a nice cup holder.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings with

Some people are thirsty, some people are thirsty for love. Queen Lateetsa satisfies them both.

nonamedufus with

Enid gave new meaning to "2 girls, one cup".

Bill's Bayou with

Just don't ask where she hid the
Twinkies.

The winner is Philip Dyer with

After being trapped underneath his wife for two hours, Wendell finally managed to alert her by shoving his drink to the surface.

Anybody?

I found this dog wondering the streets the other day and haven't found his owner. I figured it won't hurt to put my sign up on my blog. Does anyone know this dog? Please read the whole poster. Thanks!

Burger Queen

This is a tough one, guys. 1000 ec credits and the Mom Likes Me Best Award to the winner!

Enough with MJ Already!

Enough with the Michael Jackson already!! After the "service" today I don't want to hear about it again. No more breaking news about what the hell new kind of drug was in his house. No more video of effed up people crying about some guy they never met.

Yay! He was a good dancer and entertainer. That means that his life is worth more than the rest of us. He also could very well have been a child molester which means he should have died sooner.

There! I said it!

On a related note, I had a little scare on Sunday. Apparently my dad signed me up for the lottery to get tickets for the Michael Jackson memorial service today. I couldn't believe it. Thanks, funny guy! Knowing me, the only thing I ever win in my life would be THIS.

Luckily, I wasn't picked. More space for the unemployed wackos enjoying the fruits of my tax dollars.