This Should be Beary Easy

It's time to caption this...

Mom Likes Bill Best, Again...

Thanks to everyone for some great captions this week! Here's the picture and some honorable mentions:

God with

Even though the crafty prostitute left Dave simmering in a dirty hotel bathroom soaking in ice without a kidney or liver or some other important internal organ, he was bound and determined to attend the tailgate party.

Mooog35 with

The line outside Walmart's first 'job fair.'

and

Once again, more evidence as to why the North won the war.

SplitRock Dozer with

Thats the last time I let Roger put "his stuff" in my cooler.

There were some great ones, but I have to give it to Bill's Bayou this week for the HIGHlarious

Ok. Who took a Schlitz in my ice chest?

Caption This Nascar Fan for Fun and Prizes!

Who Knew Axl Was the Black Sheep of the Family?

Thanks to all my funny peeps for captioning this fine picture for me!

Let's get things started with a couple of honorable mentions:

Bill's Bayou had a nice dig with

Kirsten couldn't put her finger on it, but something made her feel that she was adopted.

and

Yes, I did get a bad batch of Viagra once. Why do you ask.

The Old Silly with

Behind his cheesy smile, Mr. Flannigan bemoaned the harsh reality that half of these kids were not his. But her family has money, so what the hell if she diddles the butler?

Nooter with

"dress up in your halloween costume" his brothers said. "we'll all do it for the family portrait" they said.

a young ashton kutcher vowed that day to never get punk'd again.

Travelbug Mom with

"ya know Dick, if you would just get me a bigger washing machine maybe I'd be able to have everything clean in time!"....but we all thank you for bringing home the vodka!

nonamedufus almost won with

Even at an early age, Tina Yothers' parents knew she was going to be a handful, despite her family ties.

After all, making fun of Tina Yothers never gets old.

However, the winner of this week's Mom Likes Me Best Award goes to

Danica with

After his parents believed that they could re-create the Von Trapp family, Axl Rose had a different perspective on the "Sound of Music".

Making fun of Axl doesn't get old either.

Caption this Family

I can't wait to hear some creative captions for this pic!

Show of Your Dixie Dukes!!

Better late than never! Let's get down to some honorable mentions in the Mom Likes Me Best Caption Contest.

First of all, Kerrie made me laugh with

"X" marks the spot!

But then Lola really made me laugh with

"X" doesn't mark the spot.

Some more good ones include:
Haley with

Billy Ray then yelled to Bubba, "Lookie here boy - standing next to mah sisters a makin mah south rise agin!

Me-Me King with

Look away, Look away
Look away, Dixieland.

Staci with

In an effort to impress Bubba, who swore that the South would one day rise again, Bobbie Jean cut up a Dixie flag, tied it to her body, and watched proudly as it rose down south. It wasn't until after she posed for the picture did Bubba finally explain that the south he was talking about was not the one below her navel.

Bill's Bayou had some great ones, including:

Bubba Joe went to match.com and got what he wanted after entering "Racist Mufffin Top Camel Toe FUPA"

and

Winner of the 2009 "Miss Wish I Was Blind In Tennessee" competition

and

The last thing Bill remembers is Kirsten asking "Does this outfit make my butt look big?"

and

Sadly, Bubba's catch was well over the size limit and he had to throw it back.

and

Laugh if you must, but I wonder how many of you women would look this good after giving birth to 14 of your cousin's kids.

I had to go with Bill's Bayou and Nooter for a double win today because Bill had so many good ones and Nooter had this one and they both really made me LOL. Even though they went against the rules and mentioned me! Anyway, here they are...

Kirsten is tempting me. Must not mention Kirsten's name with respect to this photo. Put down the coffee and step away from the keyboard. Kirsten's payback is a bitch. Do not think "Kirsten" when looking at cellulite.

and Nooter with

clearly this is not kirsten and she is not standing with her cousin/fiance and that is not her wedding dress and this was not the happiest day of her life.

A Full Length Mirror Could Be a Good Investment

I can't wait to see what you guys come up for this classy picture!