tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9592957502618711862024-02-19T07:38:10.294-08:00The Soccer Mom FilesDoes this blog make me look fat?Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comBlogger342125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-2160533477904332292010-03-30T07:24:00.000-07:002010-03-30T07:24:59.673-07:00Old School WisdomParenting tip of the day:<br />
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"Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during their early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of <b>guaranteed</b> happiness." <br />
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In your face, all you organic, no sugar moms! Who's the smart one now?!?!?!<br />
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<left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com249tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-56729467284974224742010-03-01T09:13:00.000-08:002010-03-01T09:13:05.851-08:00Sorry for Being So Late!!Sorry for not judging this past contest! I have had to be away from my blog for a few weeks. Now I'm back and ready to get on with it. I hope I have at least one reader out there left! Anyway, here goes...<br />
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Here the picture I gave you guys to work with:<br />
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<a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1267462347624"><br />
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<a href="http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com/">CatLadyLarew</a> with<br />
<blockquote>After the unparalleled success of his toilet paper head gear, nothing else seemed to go right with the rest of Sam's inventions.</blockquote><a href="http://nonamedufus.blogspot.com/">nonamedufus </a>with<br />
<blockquote>They may have called her shit-for-brains, but Mei-Li felt she was really on to something with her latest invention intended for people who, when arguing, tend to go off in all directions.</blockquote><a href="http://freaksmack.blogspot.com/">Freak Smack</a> with<br />
<blockquote>Finally, a practical<br />
shoe for the mermaid with fallen arches. </blockquote><a href="http://billsbayou.blogspot.com/">Bill's Bayou</a> with<br />
<blockquote>"When dog shit in shoe. You wipe out with toilet paper. Then turn shoe around and wear side with no shit. I sell million of this."</blockquote>Nooter with<br />
<blockquote>professor farnsworth had a sure fire winner for this years inventors convention - the handy h1n1 'sneeze block' dispenser unit. unfortunately he couldnt remember where he put it so he had to go with an older invention, the 'give yourself a swift kick in the butt' shoe. ever the optimist, he was still hopeful of his chances...</blockquote>and<br />
<blockquote>after the alien abduction and, um, examination, pat started having all sorts of wonderful new ideas</blockquote>This MONTH's winner is <a href="http://hbffl.blogspot.com/">Renal Failure </a>with<br />
<blockquote>Hi it's Vince with the Shoe-Wow!</blockquote><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic_bCv0ASKBxah2kFK7PkXJFs7ARWFGAvkwjsUxIS95ep0y7H2XROh7GkV3SGwEROzmwks7Ik2IO7RUj_o1mtnRW3aJ7CJXuZM4GifzKhZnOqwo6Ar6Sb3c2iJ1HCtorlZDqZeui3PCrU7/s1600-h/staraward.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic_bCv0ASKBxah2kFK7PkXJFs7ARWFGAvkwjsUxIS95ep0y7H2XROh7GkV3SGwEROzmwks7Ik2IO7RUj_o1mtnRW3aJ7CJXuZM4GifzKhZnOqwo6Ar6Sb3c2iJ1HCtorlZDqZeui3PCrU7/s320/staraward.jpg" /></a></div><br />
<left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-69911560311704998102010-01-27T08:15:00.000-08:002010-01-27T08:15:50.527-08:00Caption ThisNot sure where to start with this one...<br />
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</div><left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com41tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-21643124937625700812010-01-25T11:15:00.000-08:002010-01-25T11:15:59.792-08:00I'm Not WorriedIs anyone else ever scared of their kids sometimes?<br />
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Or is it just me?<br />
I'm sure it's nothing...<br />
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<left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-56783279485421626302010-01-22T08:23:00.000-08:002010-01-22T08:23:45.854-08:00Personal FoulThanks to everyone for your funny captions for this pic.<br />
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Let us begin with some honorable mentions...<br />
<a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1264176346442"><br />
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<a href="http://lolasdiner.blogspot.com/">Lola</a> with<br />
<blockquote>Yet another reason why football needs to eliminate the touchdown dance. You knew eventually someone was going to take it too far.<br />
</blockquote><a href="http://blogwrecks.blogspot.com/">Bill's Bayou</a>, as usual, had more than one great one with<br />
<blockquote>Super Bowl? I'll show you my Super Bowel!<br />
</blockquote>and<br />
<blockquote>Personal foul or foul person? You decide.<br />
</blockquote>and<br />
<blockquote>"Go deep! GO DEEP!"<br />
</blockquote>Nooter with<br />
<blockquote>hey big boy, how bout if i put this ball between your uprights then we can go back to my place and practice our illegal procedures? yeah?<br />
</blockquote>Those were all great, but <a href="http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com/">Mooooog35 </a>made me LOL with this one:<br />
<blockquote>Desperate for sex, Randy misunderstands when someone in the stand told him that 'Eli Manning sucked.'<br />
</blockquote>You get another one of these, Moooog! You probably need another trophy case by now. I hope all this glory doesn't go to your head. BTW, if you want to see Jesus in a Snuggie, stop by <a href="http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com/">Moooog's blog</a> today. <br />
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</div><left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-55444982198319597962010-01-20T05:12:00.000-08:002010-01-20T05:12:00.371-08:00Caption ThisSince the Super Bowl is coming up, I thought I would do a football themed Caption This contest today. Anybody game??<br />
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<left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-85997173963534239662010-01-19T08:38:00.000-08:002010-01-19T08:38:40.851-08:00You Stuck That WHERE?!ALWAYS read the small print. Don't ask my husband how he knows this. <br />
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</div><left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-7348165322835722812010-01-18T09:18:00.000-08:002010-01-18T09:18:13.962-08:00Mom Likes Jules Best!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkA7JCylb7SbIxcDEUea9Tw3MvJAMUnaCuEKOIHLYFq8PNEFPduXhmvSeDTIaWFkKaCmPXh1_Bgn0glzbhVH1j1MGZln-GMpD-IJytzkQfCKW2IeUpnvtDT1D1hvbC0hVRwQIHFpoYD-Kq/s1600-h/a-random-funny-ty-11.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkA7JCylb7SbIxcDEUea9Tw3MvJAMUnaCuEKOIHLYFq8PNEFPduXhmvSeDTIaWFkKaCmPXh1_Bgn0glzbhVH1j1MGZln-GMpD-IJytzkQfCKW2IeUpnvtDT1D1hvbC0hVRwQIHFpoYD-Kq/s320/a-random-funny-ty-11.jpg" /></a><br />
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Thanks to everyone who participated in the caption contest last week. Let's get started with some honorable mentions before I crown the new, "Mom Likes Me Best" winner.<br />
<a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1263834130760"><br />
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<a href="http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com/">Mooooog35</a> with<br />
<blockquote>Ten bucks says this guy gets through airport security.<br />
<a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1263834130764"><br />
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</blockquote><a href="http://madmadmargo.blogspot.com/">Me-Me King </a>with<br />
<blockquote>Mondomango discovers lip syncing is very difficult while wearing the traditional e-coli-petri-dish.<br />
</blockquote><a href="http://billsbayou.blogspot.com/">Bill's Bayou</a> with<br />
<blockquote>In his right ear, he can hear the ocean. In his left ear, he can hear Billy Ocean.<br />
</blockquote>Nooter with<br />
<blockquote>click-click-dirk dressed in high style for his hot date with the new anglo aid worker krrrz-tnnn<br />
</blockquote><a href="http://www.beyondleftfield.net/">Don</a> with<br />
<blockquote>Say hey! Me, reggae and my AK! Wurd up!<br />
</blockquote><a href="http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com/">CatLadyLarew</a> with<br />
<blockquote>Bangle bracelets, shell necklace, lip disc, AK-47, iPod... what more could a girl want?<br />
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</div>This week's winner is the very creative, Jules, with<br />
<blockquote>Dear Mom and Dad,<br />
Funny story, I met some new friends over the weekend on a yacht in the Mediterranean, and I woke up in Africa. <br />
Those warlords are NUTS!<br />
Anyway, I need some cash. Fast. <br />
You can text, but please don't call. I won't be able to talk.<br />
Love,<br />
Son<br />
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Thanks everyone!!! <br />
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<left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-76805221403612151322010-01-14T08:09:00.000-08:002010-01-14T08:16:03.274-08:00Good Day, Sun Shines!I hate when I get comments from scammers trying to get me to sign up for some get rich quick scheme or some other bullshit scam. That's why it's a breath of fresh air to get the following comment yesterday. I would love to share this opportunity with all of you. I don't know about you, but I'm totally in!! <br />
<blockquote>Good day, sun shines!<br />
There have were times of troubles when I felt unhappy missing knowledge about opportunities of getting high yields on investments. I was a dump and downright pessimistic person. <br />
I have never imagined that there weren't any need in big starting capital.<br />
Now, I'm happy and lucky , I started take up real income. <br />
It gets down to choose a correct companion who utilizes your money in a right way - that is incorporate it in real deals, and shares the profit with me.<br />
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You may get interested, if there are such firms? I'm obliged to answer the truth, YES, there are. Please get to know about one of them:<br />
[url=http://theblogmoney.com] Online investment blog[/url] <br />
</blockquote><br />
The fact that it comes from, "Anonymous" gives me greater confidence.<br />
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You're welcome!! <br />
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UPDATE:Don't judge, but I actually went to the site and as you might expect, the grammar is pure comedy and it makes absolutely no sense. I thought it was funny until I noticed it gets way more traffic than I do. Basically, you can just put a bunch of words up there that make no sense and get more traffic than I do. I'm a loser. <br />
<left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-23099982515668094182010-01-13T04:50:00.000-08:002010-01-13T04:50:00.391-08:00Caption This ContestI can't wait to see what you come up for this one!<br />
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</div><left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com123tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-67575653515495535662010-01-12T09:39:00.000-08:002010-01-12T09:39:51.373-08:00My Work in Action!I would like to thank everyone for wishing me a better Monday yesterday. My day got 100 percent better when some of my readers were kind enough to send in pictures of themselves in my uni-sex clothing line. Thank you, loyal customers!!! (If you don't know what I'm talking about, <a href="http://momjeansblogger.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-business-genius-at-work.html">click here</a>.)<br />
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I would love to share more of my genius at work. You're welcome for making the world a more attractive place!!<br />
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Here is Dave from Wisconsin whimsically pairing formal black gloves with a sundress. Nice thinking! Eating potato chips with said gloves is another great idea. <br />
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Here we have Tiny and Duane from Texas. Tiny enjoys all kinds of extreme and dangerous sports like wearing horizontal stripes on this boat.<br />
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Here is <span style="font-family: Arial;">Jacques Strap from France wearing a daring outfit that turned out to be a big seller. Who knew? You wear it well, Jacques! <br />
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...coffee... I thought that would make me feel better, but it didn't. Then I remembered this:<br />
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Thanks, whoever you are! Now I feel better! <br />
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<left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-38902973599816538552010-01-07T12:20:00.000-08:002010-01-07T12:21:51.105-08:00My Business Genius at WorkSome of you might have noticed that I haven't been blogging for the past few months. I have a reason for that. I have been busy with a couple of business ventures that haven't exactly taken off the way I had hoped. I thought that maybe some of you could help me figure out what I'm doing wrong. <br />
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My first business venture was genius! How many times have you been getting ready to go out and wondered out loud, "Why can't I seem to find great looking uni-sex clothing??"?<br />
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I know. Me too. I decided that I would start the world's first uni-sex clothing line. I hired some models from the local methadone clinic and was clearly on my way to vast fame and fortune. <br />
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Here's a picture of Daryl in a midriff baring spring look. Why aren't men allowed to show off their assets? Since he's got it, why not flaunt it.<br />
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Not everyone has the belly to get away with Daryl's outfit. However, some men have legs for days like Wade here. I've come up with a great skirt look that says, "I'm still a manly man."<br />
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I have left my show stopper for last. Elrod's finale look says that he's a manly man, yet he still enjoys a good mani/pedi every so often like the next girl. I love his look, however Elrod and I had a few creative differences. While I don't agree with his choice to pair this look with the red knee socks, I'm happy overall with his interpretation of my vision. He obviously wears it well. <br />
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Any ideas as to where I went wrong? I'm chalking it up to the current economic crisis. <br />
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<left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-42977362579369598852010-01-05T08:17:00.000-08:002010-01-05T08:17:12.408-08:00The Christmas Caption Winner! So Last Year...I'm back! I would like to apologize to all my fan (thanks mom) for being so late in judging this ever-so-important contest. Let's get started with a look at this week's picture...<br />
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Let's see what some honorable mentions we got this time!<br />
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<a href="http://blogwrecks.blogspot.com/">Bill's Bayou</a> with<br />
<blockquote>Fruitcake? I got your fruitcake! <br />
</blockquote><a href="http://domesticarmywife.blogspot.com/">domesticgoddess</a> with<br />
<blockquote>If I have to match my sisters again next year I will shit in your stocking...Merry fucking Christmas.<br />
</blockquote><a href="http://lolasdiner.blogspot.com/">Lola</a> with<br />
<blockquote>Cindy couldn't stand Britany's swearing anymore so Britany switched to sign language.<br />
</blockquote><a href="http://nonamedufus.blogspot.com/">nonamedufus</a> with<br />
<blockquote>Sally, how do you feel about all the neat gifts that Santa brought you? Sally?<br />
</blockquote>The winner has to be <a href="http://billsbayou.blogspot.com/">Bill's Bayou</a> with the funny, yet wordy<br />
<blockquote>The first time on film, this was not the only time Kirsten has been seen giving this gesture. Some of the more significant moments follow:<br />
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</div>Christmas 1973: "Kirsten, do you want to come see President Nixon read 'The Night Before Christmas'?" (see photo)<br />
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May, 1979: "Kirsten! We're all going to Baskin Robbins for sundaes. Want to come?" (see photo)<br />
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August 1984: "Kirsten, I can't believe your younger sister is getting married before you! Come congratulate her." (see photo)<br />
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June 1989: "Honey, come help your father off the toilet. He's had too much to drink." (see photo)<br />
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September 1993: "Ma'am, do you know how fast you were driving?" (see photo)<br />
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February 1998: "C'mon Honey. Let's try for child number eleven." (see photo)<br />
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June 2003: "You have to understand, we can't have your kids coming to school and chewing tobacco in P.E." (see photo)<br />
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November 2007: "Lady, please don't put your cigarettes out in the cauliflower." (see photo)<br />
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January 2010: "When's this contest going to be judged?" (see photo)<br />
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I am going to be back working on my blog more this year. I hope you will come back and enjoy the hilarity!<br />
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<left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-39185586075288537452009-12-24T08:16:00.000-08:002009-12-24T08:16:37.092-08:00Caption This, Christmas Edition<div style="text-align: center;">Merry Christmas to all! May the spirit of the season be with everyone!<br />
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<a href="http://lolasdiner.blogspot.com/">Lola</a> with<br />
<blockquote>I thought Red Bull was supposed to give you wings?<br />
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I guess not so much when you drink it in too many Jager Bombs.<br />
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</blockquote><a href="http://www.wetookthebait.com/">Jeremy from We Took the Bait</a> with<br />
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Attempting to navigate stairs after multiple rounds of beer pong claims one victim each year.<br />
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</blockquote><a href="http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com/">Mooooog35</a> with<br />
<blockquote>Jimmy always let people walk all over him.<br />
</blockquote><a href="http://billsbayou.blogspot.com/">Bill's Bayou</a> with<br />
<blockquote>On the "Ladder of Success", Timmy only made it as high as "Drug Trial Participant."<br />
</blockquote>and, I'm going to hell for this one...<br />
<blockquote>Six more grandchildren and Maw Maw will have the wheelchair ramp she needs.<br />
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</blockquote>Anonymous with<br />
<blockquote><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyV9mWKTCQ52J0W3ecKTcborVBmesYVOSCVoS53s4TKwe8-4rhPVTIjKNwClql0s6mnHUV49zXyuVkplesgvxDEdxaVpYJJT9mxobfl4sJhhH5Sxfa5JYEm0oLZZa67xDOhSovLFiCR9h-/s1600-h/staraward.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyV9mWKTCQ52J0W3ecKTcborVBmesYVOSCVoS53s4TKwe8-4rhPVTIjKNwClql0s6mnHUV49zXyuVkplesgvxDEdxaVpYJJT9mxobfl4sJhhH5Sxfa5JYEm0oLZZa67xDOhSovLFiCR9h-/s320/staraward.jpg" /></a>Sean entered a six step program but sadly only made it to the second step.<br />
</blockquote>This week's winner is <a href="http://edsfunnypages.blogspot.com/">Ed Adams</a> with the simple, yet hilarious:<br />
<blockquote>Who moved the fucking caution cone again?!?!<br />
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<left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com61tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-20177327379320018992009-12-17T12:24:00.000-08:002009-12-17T12:24:42.464-08:00Caption This!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPcevDy7Xmk6G7GPoKcKcOWVXG0vXR1BU2BOagg_uShXrSIzB8_xsPsxZwp8MG-qdyIKckF5StIn3ymrVXkMJ9nGLZaNlqX5yF3nISXccFlzoURM3CdS23_7cphZ9s-3hqtkozyZbO3cfq/s1600-h/drunk-picture-2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPcevDy7Xmk6G7GPoKcKcOWVXG0vXR1BU2BOagg_uShXrSIzB8_xsPsxZwp8MG-qdyIKckF5StIn3ymrVXkMJ9nGLZaNlqX5yF3nISXccFlzoURM3CdS23_7cphZ9s-3hqtkozyZbO3cfq/s400/drunk-picture-2.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com107tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-90352242535896297462009-12-15T21:45:00.000-08:002009-12-15T21:45:14.967-08:00Pikachu?! I hardly knew u!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSZVpa_Ep0sRw26MGaqDKEV80JHHPcSNOP5-GJPJUWac4yz7JybP2CDtz4w3LoLsSA2yxME3Dah37lyK-6tu-P_UjPZs7lGLm6xL5mGiwjF6wgJENsMqsoaVIOgkIRXq29-pDE0myLuS7b/s1600-h/santa-fail-funny-7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSZVpa_Ep0sRw26MGaqDKEV80JHHPcSNOP5-GJPJUWac4yz7JybP2CDtz4w3LoLsSA2yxME3Dah37lyK-6tu-P_UjPZs7lGLm6xL5mGiwjF6wgJENsMqsoaVIOgkIRXq29-pDE0myLuS7b/s320/santa-fail-funny-7.jpg" /></a><br />
</div>I don't know why, but for some reason, this photo is one of my favorites. I knew you guys would come up with some good captions, so here are a few honorable mentions:<br />
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<a href="http://boomergeekgirl.blogspot.com/">Reforming Geek</a> with<br />
<blockquote>"And this little piggy cried wee, wee, wee, all the way home"<br />
</blockquote><a href="http://billsbayou.blogspot.com/">Bill's Bayou </a>with<br />
<blockquote>"Gays Know Fashion"<br />
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Another stereotype smashed.<br />
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<blockquote><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCOsvRDRtVar-KJQpRVEX8UOPJO9-wUnaFTG5dbMwPCOicd-N9HRvGf7Ls-tvJHGA-DbFq1-TtfhSS3DWJZKTjCqngwmp4uKC-Lk0_XdyfmnM0ZpOE48u3MNfO5HqTZYDLAIlcY3ig1Ph3/s1600-h/staraward.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCOsvRDRtVar-KJQpRVEX8UOPJO9-wUnaFTG5dbMwPCOicd-N9HRvGf7Ls-tvJHGA-DbFq1-TtfhSS3DWJZKTjCqngwmp4uKC-Lk0_XdyfmnM0ZpOE48u3MNfO5HqTZYDLAIlcY3ig1Ph3/s320/staraward.jpg" /></a>After losing the last Pikachu doll, David anchors them on the outside with pink fur-lined handcuffs.<br />
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</blockquote>Tbis week's winner is the always funny <a href="http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com/">mooooog35</a> with<br />
<blockquote>Investigators could not decide which was worse: The kidnapping of Pikachu itself, or the ransom photo they received.<br />
</blockquote><left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-39389766448775286822009-12-10T15:52:00.000-08:002009-12-10T15:52:10.730-08:00Caption This...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMkAGjAYEjmnbroew8U4ieuQG3UBVF2_UaDcII_erBlYTvTF8SXVTiHDmNZr4YxzAPemfaeoOuly4ok5JH-gYftnKR6zfdoamynAPnD42ouoShnU-algYr68l7AMil5N0YuD02_RG_Lw0P/s1600-h/santa-fail-funny-7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMkAGjAYEjmnbroew8U4ieuQG3UBVF2_UaDcII_erBlYTvTF8SXVTiHDmNZr4YxzAPemfaeoOuly4ok5JH-gYftnKR6zfdoamynAPnD42ouoShnU-algYr68l7AMil5N0YuD02_RG_Lw0P/s400/santa-fail-funny-7.jpg" /></a>I saw this picture and knew that my comic genius readers could come up with nothing but brilliance for this picture...<br />
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<left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com60tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-69045548418009559052009-12-08T07:21:00.000-08:002009-12-08T07:21:55.396-08:00Still WTF?!Let's get started with some honorable mentions for the caption this contest.<br />
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</div><a href="http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com/">moooooooog35</a> with<br />
<blockquote>Linda thought something completely different when Ed told her that 'dessert was on him.'<br />
</blockquote><a href="http://literallylaughingoutloud.blogspot.com/">Funnyrunner</a> with<br />
<blockquote>Sadly, Bob's experiment with bird poop as a salve went terribly awry...<br />
</blockquote><a href="http://mrsblogalot.blogspot.com/">Mrsblogsalot</a> with<br />
<blockquote>I swear the real banana's here someplace<br />
</blockquote><a href="http://lolasdiner.blogspot.com/">Lola</a> with<br />
<blockquote>Fred wanted to make himself more a'peelin' to his wife so he decided to make himself a banana split. (Don't ask where the cherry and nuts are.)<br />
</blockquote><a href="http://nonamedufus.blogspot.com/">nonamedufus</a> with<br />
<blockquote>Hector wasn't sure, but he was beginning to think the tip he left the waitress might not have been big enough.<br />
</blockquote>Nooter with<br />
<blockquote>moooooog35 submits his application and photo, hoping to become the new president of the bananarama fan club<br />
</blockquote><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIh3R5dvI-C52M0bYRirBmeGuww34DfwnaBJyZ90fgIDP9oPMcZBpxjY2bg0x1vq6tjIi48uIPvxkVY7FRL4bnAm2p891anLHUtBvErxPcVgiU73T-vl3YINuvs_tcJcyWhbx-gWUGuOkj/s1600-h/staraward.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIh3R5dvI-C52M0bYRirBmeGuww34DfwnaBJyZ90fgIDP9oPMcZBpxjY2bg0x1vq6tjIi48uIPvxkVY7FRL4bnAm2p891anLHUtBvErxPcVgiU73T-vl3YINuvs_tcJcyWhbx-gWUGuOkj/s320/staraward.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com/">mooooooog35</a> with<br />
<blockquote>If covering yourself with cream cheese and banana chips after shaving your head while sitting in flip flops is wrong, I don't wanna be right.<br />
</blockquote>And the winner of the Mom Likes Me Best Award this week is <a href="http://freaksmack.blogspot.com/">FreakSmack</a> with<br />
<blockquote>"Thanks to the new bananna and yogurt shingles treatment by RONCO, I no longer have to be a shut in, for fear of being embarrased by my unsightly sores and blisters. THANKS RONCO!".<br />
</blockquote><left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-26665408740830566132009-12-02T10:07:00.000-08:002009-12-02T10:07:47.663-08:00WTF!?!?!This should be good. I dare you to make me laugh with your caption!<br />
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</div><left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-23371180216978079582009-12-01T13:02:00.000-08:002009-12-01T13:02:32.919-08:00Sorry, Baby Seals Are People Too!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjr3C6-9wUuwRd2a1sEzGWU0dPlj5NeQeJ9yeLWcuqs4Joa8MKbn7YYqY4cq7suVjPZhOB1YMCoNgmgsTOzWBPslFZzopF06ty_kQstWN-1wZL4E9Pn9DQffWTMia9gYmNTcMB-p0NiiezO/s1600/staraward.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjr3C6-9wUuwRd2a1sEzGWU0dPlj5NeQeJ9yeLWcuqs4Joa8MKbn7YYqY4cq7suVjPZhOB1YMCoNgmgsTOzWBPslFZzopF06ty_kQstWN-1wZL4E9Pn9DQffWTMia9gYmNTcMB-p0NiiezO/s320/staraward.jpg" /></a>We had some good captions this week for the bear picture. I can't find it on my computer, so scroll your lazy ass down a little and see what picture I'm talking about.<br />
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Back? Good, now let's separate the men from the boys. Honorable mentions:<br />
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<a href="http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com/">Moooog35</a> with<br />
<blockquote>..and many years later as she gave yet another motivational speech, William would wait until the time was right, just right, to exact his revenge on an unsuspecting Goldilocks.<br />
</blockquote>Nooter with<br />
<blockquote>patty the polar bear waited for the chance to show off her 'baby harp seal squares' at the thirty-second annual lady-quilters auxiliary convention and brunch in nome alaska<br />
</blockquote><a href="http://nonamedufus.blogspot.com/">nonamedufus</a> with<br />
<blockquote>Betty had obviously made a mistake. Instead of the women's workshop on Global Warming, she'd mistakenly stumbled upon the forum on Hot Flashes.<br />
</blockquote>And I had to give it to <a href="http://billsbayou.blogspot.com/">Bill's Bayou</a> again for<br />
<blockquote>The vote to legalize eating baby seals was defeated with only one vote in favor of the measure.<br />
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<left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-68916556649159773492009-11-25T06:17:00.000-08:002009-11-25T06:17:53.675-08:00This Should be Beary EasyIt's time to caption this...<br />
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<left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-17690863270986868952009-11-23T21:34:00.000-08:002009-11-23T21:34:52.237-08:00Mom Likes Bill Best, Again...Thanks to everyone for some great captions this week! Here's the picture and some honorable mentions:<br />
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<a href="http://othersideofnormal.com/">God </a>with<br />
<blockquote>Even though the crafty prostitute left Dave simmering in a dirty hotel bathroom soaking in ice without a kidney or liver or some other important internal organ, he was bound and determined to attend the tailgate party.<br />
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<a href="http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com/">Mooog35</a> with<br />
<blockquote>The line outside Walmart's first 'job fair.'<br />
</blockquote>and<br />
<blockquote>Once again, more evidence as to why the North won the war.<br />
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</blockquote><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieRcNkOgDIXxZpXszgBlGO7R2w8_fuAfnhw3Wa8oOKwnwycdxh-mIFXmJaVdFjxVqnJyv7Ax4F0LWZm2JemXoEe90VzYwUn30ydxdtYa6vQZGlvdrzAkYlFqY-xUJOB6_fUFAGMBfXDmGn/s1600/staraward.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieRcNkOgDIXxZpXszgBlGO7R2w8_fuAfnhw3Wa8oOKwnwycdxh-mIFXmJaVdFjxVqnJyv7Ax4F0LWZm2JemXoEe90VzYwUn30ydxdtYa6vQZGlvdrzAkYlFqY-xUJOB6_fUFAGMBfXDmGn/s320/staraward.jpg" /></a><a href="http://splitrockdozer.blogspot.com/">SplitRock Dozer </a>with<br />
<blockquote>Thats the last time I let Roger put "his stuff" in my cooler.<br />
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There were some great ones, but I have to give it to <a href="http://billsbayou.blogspot.com/">Bill's Bayou</a> this week for the HIGHlarious<br />
<blockquote>Ok. Who took a Schlitz in my ice chest?<br />
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<left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-28406183380752017852009-11-18T07:37:00.000-08:002009-11-18T07:37:00.050-08:00Caption This Nascar Fan for Fun and Prizes!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbVUBEAeMJxXKzTSFw1kvu8v8tJfqgvafYNGa4xX7TD4kSdMYypOeewykpTYNXz7WMufQxi4TjCaf2MZNSxEiJzboK2R5hKb_Ttv9plMik3qAO409Y3sqIG6t-myo-Pgzs9OnLViwL6vBb/s1600/nascarbud_2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbVUBEAeMJxXKzTSFw1kvu8v8tJfqgvafYNGa4xX7TD4kSdMYypOeewykpTYNXz7WMufQxi4TjCaf2MZNSxEiJzboK2R5hKb_Ttv9plMik3qAO409Y3sqIG6t-myo-Pgzs9OnLViwL6vBb/s640/nascarbud_2.jpg" /></a><br />
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<left><img src="http://www.daisychaincouture.com/shop/files/signoff.png" /></left>Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.com20