Caption This, Christmas Edition

Merry Christmas to all! May the spirit of the season be with everyone!


Mom Likes Ed Best

And now, for the honorable mention captions for this lovely picture. We had some great ones this week. I would like to thank all of you for being able to laugh at this man's misfortune along with me. Now I don't feel so bad! Anyeay, here goes...

Lola with
I thought Red Bull was supposed to give you wings?

I guess not so much when you drink it in too many Jager Bombs.

Jeremy from We Took the Bait with
Motor vehicle accidents account for over 5000 fatalities among college students each year.

Attempting to navigate stairs after multiple rounds of beer pong claims one victim each year.

This is Tyler....

Mooooog35 with
Jimmy always let people walk all over him.
Bill's Bayou with
On the "Ladder of Success", Timmy only made it as high as "Drug Trial Participant."
and, I'm going to hell for this one...
Six more grandchildren and Maw Maw will have the wheelchair ramp she needs.

Anonymous with
Sean entered a six step program but sadly only made it to the second step.
This week's winner is Ed Adams with the simple, yet hilarious:
Who moved the fucking caution cone again?!?!


Caption This!


Pikachu?! I hardly knew u!

I don't know why, but for some reason, this photo is one of my favorites. I knew you guys would come up with some good captions, so here are a few honorable mentions:

Reforming Geek with
"And this little piggy cried wee, wee, wee, all the way home"
Bill's Bayou with
"Gays Know Fashion"

Another stereotype smashed.
After losing the last Pikachu doll, David anchors them on the outside with pink fur-lined handcuffs.

Tbis week's winner is the always funny mooooog35 with
Investigators could not decide which was worse: The kidnapping of Pikachu itself, or the ransom photo they received.


Caption This...

I saw this picture and knew that my comic genius readers could come up with nothing but brilliance for this picture...


Still WTF?!

Let's get started with some honorable mentions for the caption this contest.

moooooooog35 with
Linda thought something completely different when Ed told her that 'dessert was on him.'
Funnyrunner with
Sadly, Bob's experiment with bird poop as a salve went terribly awry...
Mrsblogsalot with
I swear the real banana's here someplace
Lola with
Fred wanted to make himself more a'peelin' to his wife so he decided to make himself a banana split. (Don't ask where the cherry and nuts are.)
nonamedufus with
Hector wasn't sure, but he was beginning to think the tip he left the waitress might not have been big enough.
Nooter with
moooooog35 submits his application and photo, hoping to become the new president of the bananarama fan club
mooooooog35 with
If covering yourself with cream cheese and banana chips after shaving your head while sitting in flip flops is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
And the winner of the Mom Likes Me Best Award this week is FreakSmack with
"Thanks to the new bananna and yogurt shingles treatment by RONCO, I no longer have to be a shut in, for fear of being embarrased by my unsightly sores and blisters. THANKS RONCO!".



This should be good. I dare you to make me laugh with your caption!


Sorry, Baby Seals Are People Too!

We had some good captions this week for the bear picture. I can't find it on my computer, so scroll your lazy ass down a little and see what picture I'm talking about.

Back? Good, now let's separate the men from the boys. Honorable mentions:

Moooog35 with
..and many years later as she gave yet another motivational speech, William would wait until the time was right, just right, to exact his revenge on an unsuspecting Goldilocks.
Nooter with
patty the polar bear waited for the chance to show off her 'baby harp seal squares' at the thirty-second annual lady-quilters auxiliary convention and brunch in nome alaska
nonamedufus with
Betty had obviously made a mistake. Instead of the women's workshop on Global Warming, she'd mistakenly stumbled upon the forum on Hot Flashes.
And I had to give it to Bill's Bayou again for
The vote to legalize eating baby seals was defeated with only one vote in favor of the measure.


This Should be Beary Easy

It's time to caption this...


Mom Likes Bill Best, Again...

Thanks to everyone for some great captions this week! Here's the picture and some honorable mentions:

God with
Even though the crafty prostitute left Dave simmering in a dirty hotel bathroom soaking in ice without a kidney or liver or some other important internal organ, he was bound and determined to attend the tailgate party.

Mooog35 with
The line outside Walmart's first 'job fair.'
Once again, more evidence as to why the North won the war.

SplitRock Dozer with
Thats the last time I let Roger put "his stuff" in my cooler.

There were some great ones, but I have to give it to Bill's Bayou this week for the HIGHlarious
Ok. Who took a Schlitz in my ice chest?


Caption This Nascar Fan for Fun and Prizes!


Who Knew Axl Was the Black Sheep of the Family?

Thanks to all my funny peeps for captioning this fine picture for me!

Let's get things started with a couple of honorable mentions:

Bill's Bayou had a nice dig with
Kirsten couldn't put her finger on it, but something made her feel that she was adopted.
Yes, I did get a bad batch of Viagra once. Why do you ask.
The Old Silly with
Behind his cheesy smile, Mr. Flannigan bemoaned the harsh reality that half of these kids were not his. But her family has money, so what the hell if she diddles the butler?
Nooter with
"dress up in your halloween costume" his brothers said. "we'll all do it for the family portrait" they said.

a young ashton kutcher vowed that day to never get punk'd again.
Travelbug Mom with
"ya know Dick, if you would just get me a bigger washing machine maybe I'd be able to have everything clean in time!"....but we all thank you for bringing home the vodka!
nonamedufus almost won with
Even at an early age, Tina Yothers' parents knew she was going to be a handful, despite her family ties.
After all, making fun of Tina Yothers never gets old.

However, the winner of this week's Mom Likes Me Best Award goes to

Danica with
After his parents believed that they could re-create the Von Trapp family, Axl Rose had a different perspective on the "Sound of Music".
Making fun of Axl doesn't get old either.


Caption this Family

I can't wait to hear some creative captions for this pic!


Show of Your Dixie Dukes!!

Better late than never! Let's get down to some honorable mentions in the Mom Likes Me Best Caption Contest.

First of all, Kerrie made me laugh with
"X" marks the spot!
But then Lola really made me laugh with
"X" doesn't mark the spot.
Some more good ones include:
Haley with
Billy Ray then yelled to Bubba, "Lookie here boy - standing next to mah sisters a makin mah south rise agin!
Me-Me King with
Look away, Look away
Look away, Dixieland.
Staci with
In an effort to impress Bubba, who swore that the South would one day rise again, Bobbie Jean cut up a Dixie flag, tied it to her body, and watched proudly as it rose down south. It wasn't until after she posed for the picture did Bubba finally explain that the south he was talking about was not the one below her navel.
Bill's Bayou had some great ones, including:
Bubba Joe went to match.com and got what he wanted after entering "Racist Mufffin Top Camel Toe FUPA"
Winner of the 2009 "Miss Wish I Was Blind In Tennessee" competition
The last thing Bill remembers is Kirsten asking "Does this outfit make my butt look big?"
Sadly, Bubba's catch was well over the size limit and he had to throw it back.
Laugh if you must, but I wonder how many of you women would look this good after giving birth to 14 of your cousin's kids.

I had to go with Bill's Bayou and Nooter for a double win today because Bill had so many good ones and Nooter had this one and they both really made me LOL. Even though they went against the rules and mentioned me! Anyway, here they are...
Kirsten is tempting me. Must not mention Kirsten's name with respect to this photo. Put down the coffee and step away from the keyboard. Kirsten's payback is a bitch. Do not think "Kirsten" when looking at cellulite.
and Nooter with
clearly this is not kirsten and she is not standing with her cousin/fiance and that is not her wedding dress and this was not the happiest day of her life.


A Full Length Mirror Could Be a Good Investment

I can't wait to see what you guys come up for this classy picture!


Funny Cat Lady...

Sorry it has been taking me so long to post my winners every week! I really appreciate everyone who participates.

I have noticed a trend lately. I would like to thank YOU Nooter and YOU Bill's Bayou for making this personal with:
kirstens prom photo
Not to be outdone by Octo-Mom, Kirsten (now only 6 weeks pregnant) shows off how she got a doctor to insert 27 fertilized eggs into her uterus.
All I have to say is that payback is a bitch, gentlemen!!

On to a couple of honorable mentions:

FreakSmack with
Marlene was thrown into a jealous rage when she came home from
"Frank's Gun and Golf Emporium" to find her husband with Sparky, a male prostitute with a love for cut-offs, and wristbands. Marlene did what any God fearing, gun toting, mother to be would do and emptied a clip into Sparky's Mitsubishi Eclipse. I think it's safe to say Marlene's mood swing was justified.
Lola with
Back stage at the Maury Povich show, Jolene confronts her baby daddy.

Buford and Bubba are so relieved they dodged a bullet.
Jeremy from We Took the Bait with
Give the pallet of Huggies to the guy in the Daisy Duke shorts, and nobody gets hurt....
Mooog had two good ones this week:
Inside the annual WalMart job fair.
Proof positive that guys will fuck just about anything
Those were great, but the winner this time is Cat Lady Larew with
Register now for our parenting classes. Satisfaction guaranteed or you ammo back.


Does Mom Like YOU Best?

Alright, kids!! Here's what you have to work with for today's caption this contest.


Mom Likes Me Best (The Winner, Not the Guy in the Picture)

Let's get to the winners from last week's caption contest. Here's the picture...

Honorable mentions:

Nooter with the delightfully smartassy
moooooog35 seduces his first wife, the treehugger

The aforementioned mooooog35 with
Julie was depressed when she discovered, upon reaching the end of the rainbow, that the leprechaun was at lunch and had left creepy Earl the copy guy to cover for him.
One of my favorites, Reforming Geek, who roasted me one day on her blog. I haven't forgotten and am planning my revenge. Watch out, geek!...with...Um, my Engrish not so good. I know I said "wood" but I only meant..er....trees and stuff.
Ed Adams with
Pornography for nudists. Clothed models.
nonamedufus with
After about a half hour into the session, Brian's aperture was beginning to expand.
Bill's Bayou with
In low light, he drops his drawers and becomes a tripod.
The winner of last week's Mom Likes Me Best Award is:

The Mother with
Taking a nude photography course, Bill misunderstood the nature of the assignment.


Halloween Party Fun!

I would love any ideas you might have for my Halloween party this weekend. We're having a party for the kids and their friends and I'm trying to think of some good games. I've already come up with the traditional, "tried and true" games like:

-Bobbing for thumb tacks

-Pin the clever on the loser kid (He's coming, thank God!!)

-Trophys for the best and worst costumes. (Usually the home made ones are the worst!)

-Dwarf tossing (I'm renting them for the night and they will be dressed as li'l monsters)

-"I've Got a Secret" game. You should see their faces when I tell them there's no Santa. It's precious!

-"Ghost Hide-n-Seek", where you take the loser kid and have him hide. No one goes to look for him.

However, I would love some non-traditional, original games to play. Any suggestions?


Caption This Wednesday

I apologize in advance if you lost your lunch due to viewing this picture. Why not make the experience worth while and caption this before you leave?


Last Week's Mom Likes Me Best Award Winners!

Sorry for my late post of last week's caption this contest. Life keeps getting in the way of my blog fun!

Honorable mentions:

Bill's Bayou had a bunch of good ones including:
Lawrence wasn't getting enough beatings in high school so he came up with this idea for his senior picture.
It's not the size of your column. It's how you use it.
Cat Lady Larew with
Nicholas poses for the cover of his new magazine, Ass Nick and Old Lace
P.L. Frederick with
“Make-up is one way to successfully hide a zit. Here's another.”

Mike WJ at too Many Mornings with
Stephen chose a highly unorthodox way to announce his sexual orientation to his mother and father.
Nooter with
moooooog35's high school yearbook photo
(hee hee!)

and Lola with
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and gay!

And now for the winner! It's mooooooog35 the simple, yet hilarious:
Somewhere, out there, a father cries uncontrollably.