11/18/2009

Caption This Nascar Fan for Fun and Prizes!




22 comments:

Bill's Bayou said...

Oh the shrinkage! The SHRINKAGE!

Bill's Bayou said...

Ok. Who took a Schlitz in my ice chest?

SplitRock Dozer said...

Thats the last time I let Roger put "his stuff" in my cooler.

Daddy Papersurfer said...

Gotta give my sperm every chance ....

ReformingGeek said...

Um, no. I don't want a beer now, thanks.

FreakSmack said...

Enrollment in the University of Florida dropped 30% the week this picture hit the net.

FreakSmack said...

Ray had never been in a "real" bathtub before.

CatLadyLarew said...

George was on his own until he learned not to pee in the pool.

Ed Adams said...

Jimbo put his ingenious plan, to recieve a free accidental handjob, into action.

Lola said...

Raymond figured out the one sure fire way not to have to share his beer with Rhonda and Betty. Rhonda was fuming. Betty was laughing but secretly plotting to give Otis a much needed flea dip.

Moooooog35 said...

Does anyone else's Budweiser taste like redneck?

Moooooog35 said...

The line outside Walmart's first 'job fair.'

Moooooog35 said...

Once again, more evidence as to why the North won the war.

Bill's Bayou said...

Note to redneck: It's only called a "teabag" because it looks like one. Not so you can soak it in the ice chest to make tea.

Travelbug Mom said...

Hey y'all, after this tailgate ya wanna dry off with me on my grill? It will be fun, I just don't like hot "dogs" though.

Danica said...

Roy passed up the offer to sit next to the hot ladies in an attempt to maintain his cool guy image.

God said...

Even though the crafty prostitute left Dave simmering in a dirty hotel bathroom soaking in ice without a kidney or liver or some other important internal organ, he was bound and determined to attend the tailgate party.

God said...

The testicle surgery left Lance Armstrong uncomfortable and swollen, fortunately he was able to keep cool and hydrated during the Tour De France at regular pit stops.

Nooter said...

redneck cialis commercial

nonamedufus said...

Gitmo may have waterboarding. But NASCAR's got waterbeering. That's where 2 ugly women with dogs throw cans of beer at your nuts, while you sit in a cooler of melted ice, for 500 laps.

barcelona said...

Thanks for the post, pretty worthwhile info.

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