11/04/2009

A Full Length Mirror Could Be a Good Investment

I can't wait to see what you guys come up for this classy picture!


45 comments:

Ed Adams said...

"Look Maw! I founds me a Southern Belle! Ain't she purty?!"

Kerrie said...

"X" marks the spot!

Moooooog35 said...

Yet more evidence on why the North won the war.

Moooooog35 said...

Daisy Duke has really let herself go.

Moooooog35 said...

After seeing this photo, Billy Idol quickly revised his song to say, "With a rebel yell..I want less! MUCH LESS!"

Stacie's Madness said...

Hands off, she's mine fellers.

Mary said...

Maw, meet Bobbie Sue.....Now fetch me some crawdads woman!

Mary said...

Wez gettin hitched. Paw already gots the gun loaded and everything. Ya'll come now, ya hear.

Lola said...

"X" doesn't mark the spot.

Haley said...

Billy Ray then yelled to Bubba, "Lookie here boy - standing next to mah sisters a makin mah south rise agin!

Me-Me King said...

Look away, Look away
Look away, Dixieland.

Funnyrunner said...

The South was not, as history buffs advocate, fighting for the right to keep slaves; rather, they fought to keep Mary Sue.

Staci said...

In an effort to impress Bubba, who swore that the South would one day rise again, Bobbie Jean cut up a Dixie flag, tied it to her body, and watched proudly as it rose down south. It wasn't until after she posed for the picture did Bubba finally explain that the south he was talking about was not the one below her navel.

FreakSmack said...

You would never guess that these two are from Hoboken, New Jersey.

CatLadyLarew said...

Sarah Palin had too much of the Alaska winters, so she quit her job and went rogue down in Dixie.

Nooter said...

clearly this is not kirsten and she is not standing with her cousin/fiance and that is not her wedding dress and this was not the happiest day of her life.

Bill's Bayou said...

Boolean Math: not(nooters_post)

Bill's Bayou said...

Proof photo of Ellie Jenkins' new book: "Deep South Muffin Tops"

Bill's Bayou said...

This year at Thanksgiving, let us remember those who have more of that which they are really not thankful.

Bill's Bayou said...

Bubba Joe went to match.com and got what he wanted after entering "Racist Mufffin Top Camel Toe FUPA"

Bill's Bayou said...

While it's prey is distracted, the Killer Maxi Pad sneaks up from behind.

Bill's Bayou said...

Winner of the 2009 "Miss Wish I Was Blind In Tennessee" competition

Bill's Bayou said...

Kirsten is tempting me. Must not mention Kirsten's name with respect to this photo. Put down the coffee and step away from the keyboard. Kirsten's payback is a bitch. Do not think "Kirsten" when looking at cellulite.

Bill's Bayou said...

The last thing Bill remembers is Kirsten asking "Does this outfit make my butt look big?"

Bill's Bayou said...

Ah hell! I tried! I just couldn't stop myself.

the jewells said...

Are the bottoms painted on?

Granny Annie said...

"But you promised I could get liposuction on my other leg before you bought more fishing gear?"

Moooooog35 said...

So the day finally comes where I wish that Al Gore had never invented the Internet in the first place.

Bill's Bayou said...

Worst porn site: Chicks With Dixie

Bill's Bayou said...

Sadly, Bubba's catch was well over the size limit and he had to throw it back.

Jeremy from We Took the Bait said...

Moving on from his gig as a back-up dancer for Britney Spears, Kevin introduces his new "Con-Federline" swimwear

ReformingGeek said...

She IS the best fish in the sea.....er..lake, 'K?

Bill's Bayou said...

What you can't see: She's cracking a coconut with her ass.

Bill's Bayou said...

"Oh I wish I wasn't in the land of Dixie..."

nonamedufus said...

Could you just take a step back so I can frame this properly...another step back...another step...

nonamedufus said...

Fresh from her successful appearance on Biggest Loser, Bobby Lou was ready to take on all comers for the Miss Backseat Dixie Chick 09 pageant, beginning with Judge #3.

Jules said...

Got Dixie?

Jules said...

JimBob was grateful the bet didn't entail anything more than whistling Dixie.

Danica said...

John was the first blind man to hike the entire Appalachian Trail solo. After five months, he was happy to reach "civilization."

Bill's Bayou said...

Laugh if you must, but I wonder how many of you women would look this good after giving birth to 14 of your cousin's kids.

Bill's Bayou said...

Her stripper stage name is "Dixie Nutcracker"

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Shantell said...

The South was not, as history buffs advocate, fighting for the right to keep slaves; rather, they fought to keep Mary Sue.