Bill though it would be funny to surprise his wife, who often calls him 'Puddin', with a bit o' the real thing when she arrived home from work. Too bad she forgot to mention the landlord would be dropping by to fix that leaky faucet...
"Thanks to the new bananna and yogurt shingles treatment by RONCO, I no longer have to be a shut in, for fear of being embarrased by my unsightly sores and blisters. THANKS RONCO!".
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I had a comment but then I threw up a little thinking about it...sorry...carry on.....
Do these bananas and cream cheese make me look fat?
Linda thought something completely different when Ed told her that 'dessert was on him.'
Rosie O'Donnell starts her day.
My head just exploded. That's not my entry. That's my reaction.
Sadly, Bob's experiment with bird poop as a salve went terribly awry...
Bill though it would be funny to surprise his wife, who often calls him 'Puddin', with a bit o' the real thing when she arrived home from work. Too bad she forgot to mention the landlord would be dropping by to fix that leaky faucet...
I swear the real banana's here someplace
Fred wanted to make himself more a'peelin' to his wife so he decided to make himself a banana split. (Don't ask where the cherry and nuts are.)
I can't beat Mrsblogalot.
What happens in Vegas...stays in Vegas!
AIN'T POISON IVY A BITCH?!?!?
"Thanks to the new bananna and yogurt shingles treatment by RONCO, I no longer have to be a shut in, for fear of being embarrased by my unsightly sores and blisters. THANKS RONCO!".
Another successful Fruit Follies convention had come to an end. So Brad made like a banana and split.
Oh, sure, you always see the Fruit of the Loom guys at the beginning of the day. It's not easy riding around in those briefs all day.
Hector wasn't sure, but he was beginning to think the tip he left the waitress might not have been big enough.
Helpful tip: When your dad says to 'not hurry home,' just do it.
moooooog35 submits his application and photo, hoping to become the new president of the bananarama fan club
walter tried everything he could think of to get the dog to play with him
btw, love the nipples walter...
"no, i didnt have the last piece of banana cream pie. why do you ask?"
If covering yourself with cream cheese and banana chips after shaving your head while sitting in flip flops is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
I have been rendered speechless.... there are no words that can express my thoughts more adequately than what the fuck???!!!
George was really hoping his costume would help get him into the a cappella group, The Banana Splits.
Twofer
1) Being the poster-child of an eating disorder is not as glamorous as it sounds.
2) Britney Spears first ex-husband?
@Moooooog35
Do you believe in the fucking bull shit you want to believe? You like censorship? You are a fucking moron for saying that.
Let's continue our little discussion here:
https://www.facebook.com/MAKEITTEN
I'll show you the meaning of censorship retard!
PS - FUCK THE HARD ROCK CAFE for their anti Coyote propaganda!!!
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