"i am zee great russian photographer 'natureman' taking picture of russian model girl in zee forest. after zis we will be having sexy time, no?"
moooooog35 seduces his first wife, the treehugger
kirsten encounters a bear on her nature walk
Ha! No caption, but my vote goes for Nooter's mooooog35 seduces the wife a treehugger!Hee hee heeGood one!
The day my wife regretted letting me take photography lessons.
..and minutes later, Otto learned that it's not that easy to clean vomit off your camera.
Julie was depressed when she discovered, upon reaching the end of the rainbow, that the leprechaun was at lunch and had left creepy Earl the copy guy to cover for him.
I said, "Smile" not "Giggle".
Point, aim, shoot.
Um, my Engrish not so good. I know I said "wood" but I only meant..er....trees and stuff.
Taking a nude photography course, Bill misunderstood the nature of the assignment.
SURVIVORWOMAN only on Discovery
He's so scary a caveman would run AWAY!!!!!
Pornography for nudists. Clothed models.
Sophie wasn't too pleased with how the photography session was developing.
After about a half hour into the session, Brian's aperture was beginning to expand.
Boris engages Helga in some flash photography.
In reply to "The Mother." I did not misunderstand the nature of nude photography. How do you do it?
Never pose for a photographer who's stomach sticks out further than his lens and his dinky.
Nude Photography: You're doing it wrong.
In Arkansas, all fathers are happy to take their daughter's senior photos.
In North Carolina, it's called a "Sex Offenders Database." In South Carolina, it's the only way to find a good photographer.
Coincidentally, this is the same photographer who took the photo for last week's caption contest.
In low light, he drops his drawers and becomes a tripod.
Just a note about photography: The sun to her back is a good idea in the harsh light of mid day. He has positioned the model so that what he sees will be in shadow. In this light, that would eliminate harsh contrasting light on her front. So far so good. Thus, this is a shooting situation which calls for a fill flash or a reflector. Without the flash, if you meter on the model, the background will be overexposed. If you meter on the background, the model will be too dark.This photographer might be using a camera mounted flash, but he is holding his camera incorrectly by 180°. The on-camera flash will hit the trunk of the tree and create a trunk shadow in a line down some portion of her face and torso. If he spins the orientation of the camera 180°, she will be more evenly lit. The best option would be to use an off-camera cord and hold the flash high and to the photographer's right.Set the camera to "Time Priority" at 200th of a second and meter on the background. Adjust the ISO to get the aperture as wide as possible. You may need a neutral density filter on the lens. As opposed to my tripod substitution suggestion above, I'd recommend using a real tripod for this shot.
Every Columbus Day, Dad would down some whiskey, drop his pants, and insist on taking our picture.
@Moooooog35Do you believe in the fucking bull shit you want to believe? You like censorship? You are a fucking moron for saying that.Let's continue our little discussion here:https://www.facebook.com/MAKEITTENI'll show you the meaning of censorship retard!PS - FUCK THE HARD ROCK CAFE for their anti Coyote propaganda!!!
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