10/21/2009

Caption This Wednesday

I apologize in advance if you lost your lunch due to viewing this picture. Why not make the experience worth while and caption this before you leave?


27 comments:

Nooter said...

"i am zee great russian photographer 'natureman' taking picture of russian model girl in zee forest. after zis we will be having sexy time, no?"

Nooter said...

moooooog35 seduces his first wife, the treehugger

Nooter said...

kirsten encounters a bear on her nature walk

Quirkyloon said...

Ha! No caption, but my vote goes for Nooter's mooooog35 seduces the wife a treehugger!

Hee hee hee

Good one!

moooooog35 said...

The day my wife regretted letting me take photography lessons.

moooooog35 said...

..and minutes later, Otto learned that it's not that easy to clean vomit off your camera.

moooooog35 said...

Julie was depressed when she discovered, upon reaching the end of the rainbow, that the leprechaun was at lunch and had left creepy Earl the copy guy to cover for him.

Me-Me King said...

I said, "Smile" not "Giggle".

Me-Me King said...

Point, aim, shoot.

ReformingGeek said...

Um, my Engrish not so good. I know I said "wood" but I only meant..er....trees and stuff.

The Mother said...

Taking a nude photography course, Bill misunderstood the nature of the assignment.

Innocent Owner Of Mad Cats said...

SURVIVORWOMAN only on Discovery

Donna said...

He's so scary a caveman would run

AWAY!!!!!

Ed Adams said...

Pornography for nudists. Clothed models.

nonamedufus said...

Sophie wasn't too pleased with how the photography session was developing.

nonamedufus said...

After about a half hour into the session, Brian's aperture was beginning to expand.

nonamedufus said...

Boris engages Helga in some flash photography.

Bill's Bayou said...

In reply to "The Mother." I did not misunderstand the nature of nude photography. How do you do it?

Bill's Bayou said...

Never pose for a photographer who's stomach sticks out further than his lens and his dinky.

Bill's Bayou said...

Nude Photography: You're doing it wrong.

Bill's Bayou said...

In Arkansas, all fathers are happy to take their daughter's senior photos.

Bill's Bayou said...

In North Carolina, it's called a "Sex Offenders Database." In South Carolina, it's the only way to find a good photographer.

Bill's Bayou said...

Coincidentally, this is the same photographer who took the photo for last week's caption contest.

Bill's Bayou said...

In low light, he drops his drawers and becomes a tripod.

Bill's Bayou said...

Just a note about photography: The sun to her back is a good idea in the harsh light of mid day. He has positioned the model so that what he sees will be in shadow. In this light, that would eliminate harsh contrasting light on her front.

So far so good.

Thus, this is a shooting situation which calls for a fill flash or a reflector. Without the flash, if you meter on the model, the background will be overexposed. If you meter on the background, the model will be too dark.

This photographer might be using a camera mounted flash, but he is holding his camera incorrectly by 180°. The on-camera flash will hit the trunk of the tree and create a trunk shadow in a line down some portion of her face and torso. If he spins the orientation of the camera 180°, she will be more evenly lit. The best option would be to use an off-camera cord and hold the flash high and to the photographer's right.

Set the camera to "Time Priority" at 200th of a second and meter on the background. Adjust the ISO to get the aperture as wide as possible. You may need a neutral density filter on the lens. As opposed to my tripod substitution suggestion above, I'd recommend using a real tripod for this shot.

Bill's Bayou said...

Every Columbus Day, Dad would down some whiskey, drop his pants, and insist on taking our picture.

Anonymous said...

@Moooooog35

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