10/05/2009

That's Offensive!!

This week is quite exciting for me since I get to roast two fellow bloggers. That means I get to talk trash about people! I always say, if you don't have anything nice to say, then sit next to me.

I will make this a two parter. (According to spell check, "parter" is not a word, but you know what I mean, so whatever.) I digress...

This part will be my official roast of Chelle B., the Hello Kitty lovin', Jesus' taco eatin',
The Offended Blogger. I would tell you the truth and say that I love being offended by her blog every day, but this is a roast so I won't go there. I also won't say that I wish her the best with all of her stressful health problems of late.

I have to say that for a while now, I wanted to steal from Chelle. I guess I should come clean and just say it. Now that I think about it, I did steal from Chelle. I just haven't used said stolen property yet. I read one of her posts from at least a year ago, and saw this...



It was right there for the taking. I fell in love immediately. It says everything so beautifully. It could easily be used for any occassion on this blog. I saved it for all these months. Now I must come clean. Chelle, I coveted your picture and I downright stole it.

Wait a minute! This is a roast. not a confessional for my past transgressions. That's right, Chelle, I stole from you and I would do it again! And another thing! I hate Hello Kitty, guns and guys named Jesus that make tacos out of their roach coach!! If you don't know what I'm talking about, then go check out The Offended Blogger and get offended now.

Also, go check out Quirky's roast while you're at it.

34 comments:

Me-Me King said...

Bravo! The things you learn about people....I love the poster! Well done.

ReformingGeek said...

Yeah! That's the spirit.

Quirkyloon said...

Ah another kindred spirit! Yes, I, too, have been one of the offended!

*smile*

Nicely done Kirsten!

moooooog35 said...

I, too, have stolen from Chelle...but only when she's not home and she leaves her underwear out.

nonamedufus said...

Meow! Hmm... Great pic.

CatLadyLarew said...

Now I'm totally offended. But I'll get over it.

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> According to spell check, "parter"
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