I will make this a two parter. (According to spell check, "parter" is not a word, but you know what I mean, so whatever.) I digress...
This part will be my official roast of Chelle B., the Hello Kitty lovin', Jesus' taco eatin',
The Offended Blogger. I would tell you the truth and say that I love being offended by her blog every day, but this is a roast so I won't go there. I also won't say that I wish her the best with all of her stressful health problems of late.
I have to say that for a while now, I wanted to steal from Chelle. I guess I should come clean and just say it. Now that I think about it, I did steal from Chelle. I just haven't used said stolen property yet. I read one of her posts from at least a year ago, and saw this...
It was right there for the taking. I fell in love immediately. It says everything so beautifully. It could easily be used for any occassion on this blog. I saved it for all these months. Now I must come clean. Chelle, I coveted your picture and I downright stole it.
Wait a minute! This is a roast. not a confessional for my past transgressions. That's right, Chelle, I stole from you and I would do it again! And another thing! I hate Hello Kitty, guns and guys named Jesus that make tacos out of their roach coach!! If you don't know what I'm talking about, then go check out The Offended Blogger and get offended now.
Also, go check out Quirky's roast while you're at it.