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On the second day of our Thanksgiving family reunion Mom dons her favourite liesure suit and Gramma makes room for turkey and cranberries.
It was then that Gramma knew that Billy Bob had been messin' with her when he said Red Bull and vodka would cure her upset stomach.
Sadly for Jimmy, the consolation prizes for losing 'Wheel of Fortune' got worse and worse every year.
Tragically, I'd do either one of those chicks WITHOUT the beer.
That's right, got me some hot babes, ready to PAR -TAY! Jealous?
Billy Bob finally started to question his sexual obsession with cougars when Gerta soiled the carpet.
Suddenly, Billy realized he had taken his plan to get the Andrews sisters drunk one drink too far.
See Myrtle.
See Myrtle drink.
Hurl Myrtle hurl.
Myrtle discovered wearing Spanx does have its drawbacks.
Granny is in the process of having a heart attack, but F it. Who wants a gin and tonic?
With Thelma down for the count and young Edwin not far behind, Florence was well on her way to winning "Last One Standing".
This is for the ladies. *waggles eyebrows*
I got what you want...right here ladies.
*waggles eyebrows*
rrrrRRRRRrrrrr!
The escort service promised Guido that the girls would be experienced and that they loved to party.
Ethel's creamcicle pants suit was making Martha ill. Her imaginary drinking buddy Slab Beefchest, however, was nonplussed as always.
Thelma and Luise: The retirement years
Leonardo DeCaprio realized his acting career had taken a serious downturn when he realized he was not only starring in a porn film with Betty White and Rue McClanahan, but partying with them at a Holiday Inn.
OK, that's my last one, I promise. I don't want to seem desperate.
Hilda felt ill when she learned that her long awaited key party was only going to be four people: sister Kate, cousin Dewey, Hilda herself, and the cameraman hired to document the proceedings.
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
Before his acting career took off, Russel Crowe worked the bar at the Golden Acres nursing home.
"Who wants another Gin and arsenic?"
A new television mini-series based on the true story of a Social Security extortion ring is coming to CBS: "Hurl, Pearl, and Earl"
All I asked for was a photo of the flag plate on the wall.
Bad girls, Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton are still at it in their 58th season of "The Simple Life."
From the one and only DVD release of the wildly unpopular production of "Grandmas Gone Wild."
Two grannys one bucket.
I need to take a break. That last one made me throw up a little.
roy now realizes crashing a sorority house reunion party wasnt going to be as much fun as the original.
taking his cue from crasher squirrel, billy began inserting himself in every photo op he could find.
finding out her birthday party stripper was going to be a johnny depp impersonator was a little more than nana could handle all at once.
3's Company 2009
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The ever-popular Edna paused for a drink while trying to choose between holding back the bangs of her ailing aunt or taking the pantsuit out for another spin on the dance floor with her grandson.
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