10/28/2009

Does Mom Like YOU Best?

Alright, kids!! Here's what you have to work with for today's caption this contest.


27 comments:

CatLadyLarew said...

Register now for our parenting classes. Satisfaction guaranteed or you ammo back.

Innocent Owner Of Mad Cats said...

mah babee neds a new daddy n yous gonna beh it!

Me-Me King said...

This one's for you, baby daddy!

Ed Adams said...

Little did her friends know then, but one day this pregnant women go go on to become Governor of Alaska and a VP nominee.




Sorry, can't get past the cutoffs and wife beater in the background.

FreakSmack said...

Marlene was thrown into a jealous rage when she came home from
"Frank's Gun and Golf Emporium" to find her husband with Sparky, a male prostitute with a love for cut-offs, and wristbands. Marlene did what any God fearing, gun toting, mother to be would do and emptied a clip into Sparky's Mitsubishi Eclipse. I think it's safe to say Marlene's mood swing was justified.

ReformingGeek said...

Oh, Baby, Baby. This sucker makes my toes curl!

nonamedufus said...

It was at this exact moment that Jamie Spears' boyfriend and father of her unborn child realized he might have made a terrible, terrible error in judgement.

Bill's Bayou said...

If I had this 8 months ago, I wouldn't be in this condition!

Bill's Bayou said...

Jon and Kate Plus 9mm

Bill's Bayou said...

No. I'm not pregnant. You want to restate your last comment before it's your LAST comment?

Bill's Bayou said...

Ethel Mae out back behind "Ted's Liquor and Taxidermy" hunting up this year's Thanksgiving feast.

Bill's Bayou said...

Having shot off the clackers hanging down from Duke's shorts (background), Ethel Mae accepts the bet that she can do the same to Bubba at 100 yards.

Lola said...

Back stage at the Maury Povich show, Jolene confronts her baby daddy.

Buford and Bubba are so relieved they dodged a bullet.

Jeremy from We Took The Bait said...

Give the pallet of Huggies to the guy in the Daisy Duke shorts, and nobody gets hurt....

Leeuna said...

Yeah, I'm pro-life. You got something you wanna say about it?!!

Moooooog35 said...

Inside the annual WalMart job fair.

Moooooog35 said...

Proof positive that guys will fuck just about anything.

Bill's Bayou said...

Montana Foreplay

Funnyrunner said...

yuck. laughing too hard from Mooog's comment to write anything of interest from myself...

The Exaggerator said...

Your typical hard-core Fox Prolefeed fan's preferred way of getting rid of tensions after watching another gut-wrenching edition of Glenn Beck.

Nooter said...

backstage at the maury povich show...

Nooter said...

terminator-the sarah conner chronicles
alabama edition

Nooter said...

kirstens prom photo

Bill's Bayou said...

PeTA: Just kidding. We really do like to shoot puppies.

Bill's Bayou said...

Not to be outdone by Octo-Mom, Kirsten (now only 6 weeks pregnant) shows off how she got a doctor to insert 27 fertilized eggs into her uterus.

Jules said...

Unwilling to be outdone by a man in a homemade denim miniskirt or deterred by a little Readi-Whip on the lip, Crystal "Magnum" Pointer props the weapon on her home-grown shooting deck and unleashes a round of whoop-ass at the local Guns-n-Buns.

renalfailure said...

Step out of line on Fire Island and you'll have to answer to their Jerry Springer Guest Militia.