10/28/2009
Does Mom Like YOU Best?
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mah babee neds a new daddy n yous gonna beh it!
This one's for you, baby daddy!
Little did her friends know then, but one day this pregnant women go go on to become Governor of Alaska and a VP nominee.
Sorry, can't get past the cutoffs and wife beater in the background.
Marlene was thrown into a jealous rage when she came home from
"Frank's Gun and Golf Emporium" to find her husband with Sparky, a male prostitute with a love for cut-offs, and wristbands. Marlene did what any God fearing, gun toting, mother to be would do and emptied a clip into Sparky's Mitsubishi Eclipse. I think it's safe to say Marlene's mood swing was justified.
Oh, Baby, Baby. This sucker makes my toes curl!
It was at this exact moment that Jamie Spears' boyfriend and father of her unborn child realized he might have made a terrible, terrible error in judgement.
If I had this 8 months ago, I wouldn't be in this condition!
Jon and Kate Plus 9mm
No. I'm not pregnant. You want to restate your last comment before it's your LAST comment?
Ethel Mae out back behind "Ted's Liquor and Taxidermy" hunting up this year's Thanksgiving feast.
Having shot off the clackers hanging down from Duke's shorts (background), Ethel Mae accepts the bet that she can do the same to Bubba at 100 yards.
Back stage at the Maury Povich show, Jolene confronts her baby daddy.
Buford and Bubba are so relieved they dodged a bullet.
Give the pallet of Huggies to the guy in the Daisy Duke shorts, and nobody gets hurt....
Yeah, I'm pro-life. You got something you wanna say about it?!!
Inside the annual WalMart job fair.
Proof positive that guys will fuck just about anything.
Montana Foreplay
yuck. laughing too hard from Mooog's comment to write anything of interest from myself...
Your typical hard-core Fox Prolefeed fan's preferred way of getting rid of tensions after watching another gut-wrenching edition of Glenn Beck.
backstage at the maury povich show...
terminator-the sarah conner chronicles
alabama edition
kirstens prom photo
PeTA: Just kidding. We really do like to shoot puppies.
Not to be outdone by Octo-Mom, Kirsten (now only 6 weeks pregnant) shows off how she got a doctor to insert 27 fertilized eggs into her uterus.
Unwilling to be outdone by a man in a homemade denim miniskirt or deterred by a little Readi-Whip on the lip, Crystal "Magnum" Pointer props the weapon on her home-grown shooting deck and unleashes a round of whoop-ass at the local Guns-n-Buns.
Step out of line on Fire Island and you'll have to answer to their Jerry Springer Guest Militia.
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