Creamcicle Leisure Suits!!! Mmmmm!

Sorry for the delay in announcing the winners of last week's caption contest! I hope it didn't ruin your whole weekend! Let's start off with some honorable mentions.

Nooter with

finding out her birthday party stripper was going to be a johnny depp impersonator was a little more than nana could handle all at once.

and

roy now realizes crashing a sorority house reunion party wasnt going to be as much fun as the original.

Bill's Bayou with

A new television mini-series based on the true story of a Social Security extortion ring is coming to CBS: "Hurl, Pearl, and Earl"

Haley with

Hilda felt ill when she learned that her long awaited key party was only going to be four people: sister Kate, cousin Dewey, Hilda herself, and the cameraman hired to document the proceedings.

renal failure with

Ethel's creamcicle pants suit was making Martha ill. Her imaginary drinking buddy Slab Beefchest, however, was nonplussed as always.

Me-Me King with

The escort service promised Guido that the girls would be experienced and that they loved to party.

CatLadyLarew with

With Thelma down for the count and young Edwin not far behind, Florence was well on her way to winning "Last One Standing".

Candice with

Granny is in the process of having a heart attack, but F it. Who wants a gin and tonic?

Mike WJ at Too Many Mornings with

Leonardo DeCaprio realized his acting career had taken a serious downturn when he realized he was not only starring in a porn film with Betty White and Rue McClanahan, but partying with them at a Holiday Inn.

And the winner is nonamedufus with

On the second day of our Thanksgiving family reunion Mom dons her favourite liesure suit and Gramma makes room for turkey and cranberries.