It's my tenth wedding anniversary on friday and I still have no idea what to get my husband. You're thinking, "Hey! Kirsten! You can't discuss this here because he will surely see it and read something you don't want him to know yet!" I know, I know! He says that he reads my blog, but I don't think he really does. As a matter of fact, let's have some fun with this.
WARNING! Mom, don't read any further. It would just gross us both out. Trust me.
Is she gone?
The coast is clear! Okay, I was thinking that I could come up with some sort of code word that if he says it when he gets home from work, he'll get an immediate BJ. It has to be today! I have come up with a random celebrity's name of whom he would never refer to in normal conversation. I have chosen, "Abe Vigoda".
This game will automatically become void if Abe kicks it today. "Did you hear that ABE VIGODA died today?" does not count and we must start all over again. So hold on Abe!! Wait a minute! Is he alive? I think he is.
In conclusion, if he doesn't say the code when he gets home, I will take it personally like any other red blooded woman and assume that he doesn't read my blog because he doesn't love me, never has and our whole marriage is a sham. Gentlemen, is this an overreaction?