9/10/2008

Operation "Abe Vigoda"

It's my tenth wedding anniversary on friday and I still have no idea what to get my husband. You're thinking, "Hey! Kirsten! You can't discuss this here because he will surely see it and read something you don't want him to know yet!" I know, I know! He says that he reads my blog, but I don't think he really does. As a matter of fact, let's have some fun with this. 

WARNING!  Mom, don't read any further. It would just gross us both out. Trust me. 

Is she gone?

The coast is clear! Okay, I was thinking that I could come up with some sort of code word that if he says it when he gets home from work, he'll get an immediate BJ. It has to be today! I have come up with a random celebrity's name of whom he would never refer to in normal conversation. I have chosen, "Abe Vigoda". 



This game will automatically become void if  Abe kicks it today. "Did you hear that ABE VIGODA died today?" does not count and we must start all over again. So hold on Abe!! Wait a minute! Is he alive? I think he is. 

In conclusion, if he doesn't say the code when he gets home, I will take it personally like any other red blooded woman and assume that he doesn't read my blog because he doesn't love me, never has and our whole marriage is a sham. Gentlemen, is this an overreaction? 


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40 comments:

Buggie said...

Thanks...you punk ass. Now everytime I hear the Barney Miller theme song, I am going to pitch a tent thinking of you going down on your husband (He sent me pics the other day of where you made him your slave for the day.)

Seriously though. Congrats on 10 years and many more!!!!!!

Athena said...

HAHAHA I feel the EXACT same way about my boyfriend...maybe I should steal your idea and put a codeword on my blog!

And congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harris said...

hey kirsten,

sometimes, i wish my other half DIDN'T read my blog (or my stories - first story that comes up when you google my name is "Confessions of a Serial Dater" - try climbing over that hill on a first date)

rock on,

aitch

Kirsten said...

@tommy-Don't worry, I don't think you'll be hearing the Barney Miller theme song too much!

@athena-Yeah, you should. I'll let you know how it works out.

@harris-You have a good point! I never thought of it that way.

Chat Blanc said...

10 years? Congrats!! Seems to me that the perfect anniversary gift is in fact a BJ. :)

Donnie said...

ABE VIGODA!

Jackie said...

ha ha ha....lol. The code word is a really good way of seeing if your husband reads your blog. I may have to try this on my husband! You're a smart lady! :o)

Sully Sullivan said...

Sample size! Sample size! he may be busy today.

You should give him 3 days and see because maybe he just didn't have any time to read it for some unknown circumstances.

I'd hate to see a guy lose a BJ over that.

Unknown said...

And here I thought Abe Vigoda WAS dead... I've apparently had him offed for years.

Hmph. How the heck old must he be now, anyway?

But on to happier things-- Happy 10th Anniversary!! YAY!

Deb said...

What a riot! Abe Vigoda, of all people!

Sensei said...

Abe Vigoda has never played a more important role than the one you have assigned him.

It's not an overreaction. The best way to teach a dog to sit is to reward him with treats.

Not saying your hubby is a dog, it's just a metaphor, or an anecdote or ...

Screw it.

Happy 10th.

Honeybell said...

Abe Vigoda is alive?

Anyway, if it works, your husband will forever associate ole Abe with BJ's. That might come in handy, but I haven't figured out how yet.

TheFLy said...

I need to find me a wife that likes to play games like this. Ill be watching "The Godfather" and Ill say something like, "that Abe Vigoda is great" and boom! Automatic B-JAY. Ive had girlfriends give me random bjs but never for saying a secret codename, haha. I need to find me a wife like yourself, haha. That would be sweet!

Da Old Man said...

Happy 10th.

I wish I knew your hubby's cell phone number.

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

I just saw Abe Vigoda in some old movie recently...now what was it? Oh now you're making me go to imdb to find it.

Ah, yes. It was the Cheap Detective.

Wait is it safe for us to say Abe Vigoda? This rule only applies to your husband, right?

And now that the 10th has come and gone.... what happened????

And he's going to KICK himself if he sees this today or tomorrow. Does he get half of a BJ for saying it late? Cuz you know, better late than never, right?

Kirsten said...

@ chat blanc-You are a genius! I can kill two birds with one stone!

@don-You can't fool me! : )

@happy working-Maybe it's better to be in the dark as far as if hubby is reading.

@sully-He did take off early from work yesterday to take me to the doctor. I should give him more time!

@jenn-I'm not really sure that he isn't dead. I will have to look it up.

@deb-I had to think of someone that wouldn't normally come up! : )

@sensei-LMAO! Hilarious! Damn you're funny

@honeybell-Yeah, this could work for me or against me. Not sure yet either.

@thefly-You can take my Abe Vigoda game if you want.

@old man-You guys all stick together don't you?

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