This has nothing to do with the pain meds, but I would like to update you on my hurt knee in the form of a haiku....
No! Wait! First a picture and then a haiku...
Ahem...
Tae kwon do loser
Tendon! Why can't you reattach?
Walk like stick up ass
I'm not happy with that one. I will attempt another and then give up...
A.C.L., you suck!
Vicodin, Vodka...silence
Elvis! Is that you?
Tae kwon do loser
Tendon! Why can't you rea...?
Walk like stick up ass
17 comments:
Drink more booze for leg
Pain will drown away quickly
Live life drunk for now
Hope your leg gets better soon. remember, no more triple backflip roundhouse falls again, haha.
Sorry about your knee. Doesn't it interfere with soccer? Perhaps now you need succor.
Good luck, stay off the leg and send me some of your meds.
Poor girl! I'm sending healing thoughts to your ACL right now.
Hope the leg feels better. And it's been my experience that Vicodin and Vodka make everything better. Including, but not limited to: haikus, childcare and life.
Loving the haikus! Feel better soon, self medicate with lots of liquor, chocolate and pain meds!
Hope it heals soon. Think positive and you've already figured out that booze helps. Mine hurts too. Must be sympathy pain or too much running
I'm digging the haikus! may I should try that since I'm surly today. and, if it helps, I'll have an extra margarita for you tonight! :)
Damn. Just damn.
Though I did hear Maya Angelou started out with a karate injury.
Krav maga will leave
You too exhausted to even
Write a damn haiku
However, it will teach you how to gouge out a man's eye with your thumb and lead him around by his eye socket.
Wow! For a minute there, I thought the picture was an attack on the part of the man that makes me happy.
Injuries suck unwashed bear ass. Hope it gets better soon!
*sniff* That was beautiful. You should go to open mic night at a seedy bar and recite your poetry.
All I have to say, is you're a Mom to my liking. You go girl...Loved the haiku...but next time you need to invite for some of that vodka, this way we can write a book of haiku's
An interesting spin on haiku, Kirsten. I'm glad to see the pain has allowed you to express yourself in poetry so freely. :)
Whenever I need a little laugh I come & read your blog. It never fails! =0D
I have a little something for you Kirsten, so head on over to my blog & pick it up. Hope you like it!
Happy Monday!
LOL! I found you through Black Boxes.....which is the best thing I have found in ages. Sorry about your injury....I know all about those.....
Right, am off to read some more of your blog!
Hello!
@thefly-You are a wise poet.
@humorsmith-Thanks! I will send them off this week!
@honeybell-Thanks! I appreciate it.
@sensei-You are such a wise man!
@athena-Truer words, truer words...
@reforming-I hope your knee feels better! Mine does.
@Sandy-Haikus do make you feel better somehow! Not as good as margaritas tho.
@old man-LMAO! You are one funny mother f*&%$er!
@renal-Nice! That is one act of violence I haven't mastered yet!
@bee-Thanks!!
@kitty-Already did. I'm not allowed there anymore.
@dani-We could be rich! Good idea!
@jenn-Thank you very much!
@solei-Thanks! You just made my day!
@justme-I'm glad you found me. I will be visiting you right away!
LOL! I found you through Black Boxes.....which is the best thing I have found in ages. Sorry about your injury....I know all about those..... Right, am off to read some more of your blog! Hello!
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