9/25/2008

What Would Sarah Palin Name You?

I am going to stray from the normal serious tone of my blog and write about something that might give you a smile this afternoon. No matter if you are a republican or democrat, you watched in shock and horror as a relatively unknown Sarah Palin introduced herself AND HER CHILDREN to the world. Maybe you thought you heard it wrong. Maybe she had a small stroke from the excitement and said some really f&*%$ed up names by mistake. If only this were true. I'm sure even Osama bin Laden was sitting there in his cave shocked at the abusive treatment put upon these kids.




I really didn't know how to handle this situation until "lilaphase" from Lilaphase brought this "Sarah Palin Name Generator" to my attention. Now I have closure on this issue. My new name is, "Drill". I love it! "Just Bob" from The Essence of Bobness is now to be referred to as, "Shank".



What's your name? Click here.

24 comments:

Heinous said...

Sweet, my name came out to "bigger channel" It sounds like the start of a promising porn career.

M.G. Helm IV said...

It says that my Palin name would be: "Plop Hero Palin"

Plop! WTF?! Would I be named after a movement she had?!

lilaphase said...

I really thought 'plop' was the best yet, but my 14yo daughter's name would be 'chop meth'! That's some serious foreshadowing.

feefifoto said...

I would be Steam Fangs Palin. Not sure what to think about that. I think I might quote this and link to you.

Athena said...

OHMYGOD mine is Mangle Blue Palin!

There is so much I could do with that but I am afraid big brother would put a tag on me and your blog and I generally tend to shy away from government surveillance.

And who knew my name would ever be on a top ten list! Huh!

Don said...

I believe you forgot a name? Just call me Chase "Rooster" Palin!

Chat Blanc said...

Mine is: Froth Moonshine Palin

Loves it!!!

Texan Mama @ Who Put Me In Charge said...

SO Funny! My name would be Chase Rooster, and hubs' name would be Package Wichita. Whatever.

Keely said...

Love it. Mine would be Stinger Assassin.

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

I'm Seagull Junker Palin.

Probably because I enjoy long walks on the beach.

Rickey Henderson said...

When a kid is the love child of Sarah Palin and Chuck Norris, you name it whatever the hell you want.

Jenn Thorson said...

While I'm delighted to ALREADY have my name on the list above, :) if I were one of Sarah Palin's kids, I would be...

Ready?

... "Rust Mustang"

Little did they know with my hair dyed red, I am TOTALLY prepared to take on the role of Rust Mustang.

You may call me Rusti. :) Please to meet you "Drill." What was your middle name-- Sergeant? :)

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

That was fun!

"Margaret, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Knife Pile Palin"

HA HA!!!!

Kirsten said...

@all-I love your names!

@jenn-I wasn't too excited about my middle name. My whole name was, "Drill Swollen Palin"

whatevs!

AngieSS said...

LMAO--I have no idea what a Skein is!

Angie: Skein Chug Palin

Angela: Chin Trout Palin

mrsbear said...

That's hilarious. I'm Fog Piles Palin. wtf?

The Offended Blogger said...

Hahaha! Gripper Carom Palin is my name, don't wear it out! :p

shyloh said...

OHMYGOSH my name is up there haha. How cool is that?!?!

HumorSmith said...

Holy crap Kirsten!!!

"Taupe Armageddon"???

That is messed up. Apparently when I end the world, it will be in a really boring color.

Kirsten said...

@angiess-I don't know what that is either, but you can still rock it!

@mrsbear-Fog is a nice name!

@chelle b-I mean, Gripper. What the hell is a gripper?

@shyloh-Yes, I made the list myself and added only the best bloggers' names! :)

@LMAO!!! You can't have it all, I guess. My middle name was Swollen.

Anonymous said...

Wtf?! I am 'Mustache Warhtog Palin'. I will never get laid with a name like that! I am short and fat and my name is Mustache Warthog... Imma need therapy and a whole lot of it...

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