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16 comments:
would that be mowing the lawn with a riding mower? ;)
That is funny ha!
mowing the lawn or "mowing the lawn"?!!!
Perverts worldwide will be googling and then showing up and leaving disappointed.
i recently got lazy and started paying someone to mow my lawn.
does that mean...? hmmmm.
So a man with a death wish would say to his wife "Hey dear, look at this! You can lose some weight by having sex with me and mowing the lawn". That would be one dead man!
No wonder I can't lose weight. I have no lawn and no one would ever touch me.
I noticed you aren't using your pimp name anymore. I thought you might like a new name . . . a Sarah Palin baby name:
http://personal-space.com/script/script.php
Mine is Fog Piles Palin.
Yours,
Fog Piles
http://personal-space.com/script/script.php
OMG... too funny. I'm Shank Piston Palin.
@chat blanc-Good one! I didn't even think about that.
@shyloh-thanks!
@athena-I didn't think of that one either. You guys are great!
@da old man-Oh! That's really too bad. :)
@muskrat-That's right! It does! LOL!
@reforming-I wouldn't want to be that guy!
@just bob-That's just two strikes against you. But, you have your own Sarah Palin name now! Things are looking up!
@lila-That is the BEST site! My name is Drill Swollen Palin
I read this too fast the first time and thought it said "having sex burns".
I'm a terrible person.
What if I'm having sex WHILST mowing the lawn and juggling?? How many calories smarty pants Kaiser Permanente??
That's it?? I'd rather mow the lawn, at least I'd get some sun too.
Ha! I'm lazy enough to only use 2 (that's right, 2!) calories a minute. And I can't be arsed mowing the lawn. Fuck it.
(not literally)
They obviously don't know how vigorously I mow my lawn!
Not if you are riding. Then sex = 8 calories per minute and mowing = 0.
Oooh, I just got a tingle down below while writing that.
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