Sorry for the whole Pamela Anderson thing, but I had to get you to check out my post somehow.
Other than that, here's my somewhat wordless wednesday.
This deserves a good caption!
9/17/2008
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Confused, little Johnny secretly wondered if this is was one of the ways mommy made her "cottage cheese thighs."
"Sponsored by Band-Aid Brand Adhesive Strips!" :)
Okay, I know it's not nice to make fun of kids, but this one looks a little, dorky, so my caption:
Geek Grater
There is more than one way to cut the cheese!
"Are you tired of your kids forgetting to carry your booze? Dont know how to make them remember? Try the Kid Grater, it Shreds clothes, zests blue jeans, grates kids. They wont ever forget again. Only $19.95, act now!"
Kid friendly, Mommy Dearest approved.
Suzanne Somers new, improved, faster acting Thigh Master.
Quick results guaranteed.
I have no caption, but I want to know... did you photoshop this or is this contraption the brainchild of some maniacal child-hater?
ok, where's pam? i clicked over from humor blogs and i see a future spaghetti condiment going through the grater? hogwash!
Dude! I totally shredded the pipeline. I was so stoked until it broke and I wiped out kinda hard. And if you try it, catch the barrel and bail before it breaks.
@sensei-You always have great captions! Are you some sort of idiot savant? : )
@jenn-Of course! It's a big business conspiracy!
@Sandy-LMAO!! You said it, not me!
@tommy-You are a genius in the way of fart metaphors!!
@thefly-Any kid of mine who forgets to hold the vodka gets it BIG TIME! You know this!
@da old man-Ouch!!! I wish it were that easy!
@texan-I think it's at the lesser know Anaheim theme park. It also has a mouse, but it likes grated cheese.
@muskrat-I know! I had to get you to come over somehow! You have been ignoring me! I won't be ignored, Muskrat!
@bill-You are one manly man!! Kids need to learn to suck it up!!
This is what happens when you don't read Aesop's Fables to your kids. This one never learned to 'look before you leap', did he? Or maybe it's the new cure for cheesy feet?
That'll teach him not to pull his sister's hair.
Yeah, I suck. You're right--Sensei is a savant.
btw, love your slide show. I can't stop looking at it. ;)
Child's cheese BALL grater.
Damn, that's all I got. Sensei should go last so we all don't feel like idiots.
@jay-Kids don't listen these days! they need to be held accountable.
@meg-HE is a savant, but yours is good too. You just might be an idiot savant too!
@kitty-I feel the same about sensei! That's what you get when you sit at home and watch Oprah all day!
Drop the "savant" and my descriptor is probably a bit more accurate ladies. and for the record, I'm at work all day. I watch Oprah all night. :)
Smile! It's going to be a GRATE day!
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