Are you back? Good. (only I would assume you would take the time to do this)
If you didn't already know about my only child status, then you've probably figured it out by now. I created a GENIUS award that I might just give out. Why not award someone else with my own genius. People keep giving awards to people who they feel deserve them for whatever reason. Maybe they think the blogger is entertaining, smart, funny, blah, blah, blah...
But, I should really be awarding people by giving them a chance to read all about me! I'm going to single-childly change the face of the internet blog awards forever!!!!!
Here it is:
Firstly, I would like to thank the Crotchety Old Man for his non permission to use his image in my award.
Now for the rules:
If awarded this privilege, (or if you just take it) you must have it linked to my site so the world can enjoy my greatness. Okay, you don't really have to, but if you don't you will die within two years. (I can do this, just check out my voodoo post)
You also must bestow this honor upon at least 1,000 of your closest blogger friends.