The kids and I have been so sick. We've barely left our beds since saturday. Today is the first day I feel semi-human again. Maybe it was God's way of punishing me for being a total narcissist. No, that's crazy talk. God likes me best.
I'm still in kind of a NyQuil haze, so I don't even know if I'm making any sense. By the way, I LOVE NyQuil! The NyQuil coma is the best! The only other person who likes it as much as I do is Denis Leary: