7/23/2008

I Would Like to Thank the Academy

As all of my fan know (thanks, mom), I entered the prestigious annual Crotchety caption contest. I was determined to win the non-prize this year. I even bullied asked some funny, influential bloggers, Suzy and Random Chick to help me out. Thanks sistas! 

As it turned out, I didn't even need the help. I hope I wasn't too cocky in my acceptance speech:


Yes, yes! In your face, losers!!! I won. I'm better than all of you! It's been brought, bitches!!!

Oooops! I forgot to use the royal "we"

-HRH Momjeans

PS-Still waiting for our millions. Left a message for the guy. He must be busy. (inside joke)

PPS-We hope you all brought your lunch boxes, 'cause we're about to take you to school if da old man has another non-prize winning contest!!


As long as we didn't sound immature and self centered. 

Anyway, we would like to thank Da Old Man for the following award! 



You are really too kind! I wonder who might win the next, "The Soccer Mom is F@$%ING Hilarious Award"? Hmmmm...

PS-Da Old Man was not consulted nor informed that he bestowed this honor upon me in any way whatsoever. 




Update-I forgot to put, "award" on the bottom of my award. I was on a break from my job as a brain surgeon and was hurried! 

100 comments:

Suzy said...

That's the spirit. Win the award and make your OWN damn prize. Da Old Man be cheap, mon.

Da Old Man said...

That is absolutely hilarious.

Best laugh I've had all day.

Almost makes me wish I had a prize. I may wind up stealing that picture. :)

Original GRITS said...

No one could ever deserve this award more than you! *smile* You F#@%ing rock!

Chat Blanc said...

Not too cocky! You rocked it!! And of course da old man is the bestest!

Kirsten said...

@Suzy-If you want something done, ya gotta do it yourself!

@Da Old Man-If you want a custom pic, i'll make one for you. : )

@Original-Thanks! You F&*%ing rock too!

@Thanks, and you're right, Da Old Man is the bestest.

TheFLy said...

The education was rained down on us, haha. Nice pic. I think thats how all awards should be accepted. At the academy awards, grammies, everything. with an "In your FACE!" haha.

buzz buzz

Kirsten said...

@Armando- I know! Wouldn't it be a wonderful world if everyone was a jerk when they won something!

TheFLy said...

Well, it definitely would be much funnier. The next time I win a competition Im gonna have a whole dance routine worked out with music playing in the background, singing "I am the Champion" with me adding in "In Your Face Losers, the pain was brought, taste the delicious flavor of defeat, does it feel good, i bet it does." right after that line. I know, a little long, but Ill say it fast. Just so everyone knows that I kick ass and like to party. You know, the usual.

Buggie said...

Kirsten, you are so hot when you talk dirty like this.

congrats buddy!!

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