The Crotchety-Old-Man-Yells-at-Cars is at it again. He thinks he's all fancy and started a contest with no prize. Leave it to me to enter a contest without a prize. Anyway, I think I'm in the lead. Please check it out and tell that old man that I'm the best and I deserve a prize.
He addresses me as HRH Momjeans. That's a whole 'nother story for another day.