7/19/2008

Does this blog make my ass look big?

Long story short, I need a new name for my blog. The Soccer Mom Files is lame and gives the potential reader the completely wrong idea. I started off thinking of having this be more of a serious, product reviewy thingy. Well, I can't resist just goofing off, so let's just forget about that whole pay-per-post making money idea.

I obviously want something funny. "Does this blog make me look fat" or something makes me laugh. I don't know if it's used or not. Anyway, I wanted to ask all of you talented, hilarious new blogging friends of mine for suggestions. 

And remember, no smart-asses!! 

Just kidding! Only smart-asses.


PS-I just figured out that "Does.......fat" is taken. I hated that name anyway.

13 comments:

Da Old Man said...

Hmmm. Soccer mom yells at cars doesn't really work.
I do like the name it has now, but that's just my dopey opinion. It's not so restrictive as if you took a name like "Jean reviews male strip clubs in the Orange County area.com." That really puts you in a box.

The cup is half full of something I don't like said...

How about "Soccer Mom Tailgates"?

Random Chick said...

Ooo, I couldn't resist commenting. Now, I don't know you very well...and when I clicked on yoru profile, I got some information, but you want something unique and quirky. Think of some saying you always use, a funny nick-name your friends or family call you, or something that always makes you laugh. If you have kids, use something they've come up with. Here are some off the top of my head:

This Blog is Not For Normal Moms
Kristen's Crunchy Blog
Soccer Mom On a Rampage
I Don't Wear Mom's Jeans
Dangerously Close to the Dark Side
I Hate Juicy Couture Moms

I clicked around your BlogCatalog description, EntreCard stuff, and others for some of these. Get creative! It's fun...and it's much better than anti-depressants!!!

Roufa Tav Gosou & Mimi Lass said...

Does this blog make my brain look small?

(No, not really!!!)

Does this blog make my ego look big?

(Don't they all...)

Hmmmmmmm this is reeeeeaally tough!

mammadawg.com said...

Ooh girl - I hear ya. Another reason why I'm closing the Dance of Motherhood.

Good luck with it!

Armando Torres said...

I see the creative juices arent flowing for a new name but they convienently oozed out to snatch the caption contest, haha. Lets see if I can help ya out here. *lowers head, closes eyes, raises two fingers to temple*............ how 'bout:

"And your point is...?"
"Warning: Property of a Soccer Mom"
"Soccer Mom Rollin' Dirty"
"A No fake boob FlyZone"
"NO Pancake Butt: Thats how I Roll"
"Next mood swing: 6 minutes"

Re-arrange any of them to make them fit the way you want


compliments of thefly
-buzz buzz

Kim @ What's That Smell? said...

How about, "Don't Drink and Blog"?

Bryan said...

Maybe "Why is it called Herpes when it's his fault?"

Maybe I'll revisit this after more coffee

Tommy Buettner said...

www.hotsoccermama.com

Anonymous said...

Opulently I assent to but I dream the brief should have more info then it has.

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