When Flossing Goes Bad

It's that time of the week again. The ceremonial awarding of the platinum sheriff's star award.

I always like to start off with some honorable mentions, so here we go!

moooooog35, who always has good ones, gets props for:

Shawanda thinks that maybe, just maybe, she could have gone a little smaller on the ass implants.

Marissa with:

Just a little water retention. By next week I'll be back in my Size 2's.

nonamedufus with:

Does this ass make my thong look fat?

Heather Cherry with:

Most people go to the bathroom to floss their TEETH.

rubbish gets the first annual "Overexplain" award for:

Hi love, any chance of taking me down the scrap yard to weigh myself?


Disclaimer. Not sure if you have scrap yards in America but in the UK they have weigh bridges that you drive onto to weigh steel etc. in tonnes.

And the winner of the week is:

DouglasDyer with:

"Have you seen my husband? He was wearing a white tank top."