1)Don't you hate it when you go to a petting zoo and they try to rip you off by trying to make you shell out another 50 cents for some feed? I know I do, so I have come up with a free alternative.
Why not use your child? Or better yet, someone else's child.
2)Never buy an umbrella! If you get caught out in the rain, go to the nearest store, library, hotel, whatever is there, and go to the lost and found. Say you lost a black umbrella and there you have it! A free umbrella. Please know that the stylishness of said umbrella will be directly proportionate to the gayness of the neighborhood.
3)Why not visit your friends' houses at dinner time? Nine out of ten times you will end up with a free meal!
Can you imagine how much money you would have if you save on the occasional dinner, umbrellas and petting zoo food?