"The sexiest man alive in Covergoth magazine for three weeks in a row!"
"Daniel Radcliffe sporting his new look for the final Harry Potter movie, something that will scare even Voldemort!
"I was inspired by my metal shop teacher in high-school. Thanks man!"
After Mad Max was finished being filmed back in 1978, Warren went on to become a world class ... well, nothing. And as we can see here, 'nothing' has a pretty shitty dental plan.
Dean, the least famous Pogue member, finally got his own big break by modeling "SieveWear", sure to be a hit on the catwalks of Milan.
"I want caannndy."or how aboutThe new poster child for airport metal detectors.
Comparatively speaking, Dweezil's new Prince Albert piercing [not shown], made the rest of him look sane.
Derek waited until his second date with Suzanne before pulling out all the stops and "just being himself". Needless to say, Suzanne was surprised that an Anglican minister could be so unconventional when out of uniform.
Sarah Jessica Parker without makeup.
Jenny immediately regretted her decision to star in a porno.
Shhh....If you listen closely, you can hear his mother sobbing uncontrollably.
Squash it now before it multiplies!
I'm here for my MRI.
Hi, I'm here to pick up your daughter.
Jeff Goldblum stepped into the machine, not realizing it already contained both a fly and a carburetor.
Glasses and earrings set - 50% off all fine jewelry. Hurry in for Macy's Spring Sale!
Bill Peterson's boss later informed him he went "too far" in trying to win the company's annual Wacky Attire contest.
holes holes, it's all about the holes.
Apparently, stomach cramps aren't the only things that happen when you swim right after eating.
Mom...Dad...you always told me that "it's not what the guy looks like on the outside, but who he is on inside that counts"..right? Please meet your new son-in-lawSister 1
I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurrts!
In a modern day remake of Jeff Goldblum's most memorable role as 'The Fly', the Red Hot Chili Pepper's Flea was casted only to find that he too went through genetic mutations and radiations.
The "Look mom! No brains!" campaign succeeds, making abortions available legally at 7-11s nationwide.
Herbert was a mild mannered scientist until he got into his teleporter with his motorcycle...
Michael Phelps, 2012 Olympics
Had he realized the extent of the hazing he would face from the Democratic caucus, Arlen Spector would have simply decided to run for re-election as an independent.
Sadly, Chester didn't realize that he was about 25 years too late for the Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome auditions...
When he uses his cell phone, his testicles glow.
LMAO - Me-Me King, "Michael Phelps!"
The glasses were expensive, but it was worth it to pay extra for the Julienne attachment.
Strainers on his eyes, spaghetti portioners in his ears and meat tenderizer implanted into his lip – Willie was finally ready for his “Hell’s Kitchen” audition.
“Orange juicer? Try the right… no, wait, the left ear.”
Though it now takes him an additional 6 hours to get through airport security, Ronnie never second-guessed his decision to go with the titanium implants.
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