4/29/2009

Caption This, Look At Me Edition

If you can caption this I will give you 1000ec credits and the coveted platinum, "Mom Likes Me Best Award".


33 comments:

Lady Sarcasm said...

"The sexiest man alive in Covergoth magazine for three weeks in a row!"

Jessica said...

"Daniel Radcliffe sporting his new look for the final Harry Potter movie, something that will scare even Voldemort!

Quirkyloon said...

"I was inspired by my metal shop teacher in high-school. Thanks man!"

Poobomber said...

After Mad Max was finished being filmed back in 1978, Warren went on to become a world class ... well, nothing.

And as we can see here, 'nothing' has a pretty shitty dental plan.

Poobomber said...

Dean, the least famous Pogue member, finally got his own big break by modeling "SieveWear", sure to be a hit on the catwalks of Milan.

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

"I want caannndy."

or how about

The new poster child for airport metal detectors.

Poobomber said...

Comparatively speaking, Dweezil's new Prince Albert piercing [not shown], made the rest of him look sane.

Poobomber said...

Derek waited until his second date with Suzanne before pulling out all the stops and "just being himself". Needless to say, Suzanne was surprised that an Anglican minister could be so unconventional when out of uniform.

moooooog35 said...

Sarah Jessica Parker without makeup.

moooooog35 said...

Jenny immediately regretted her decision to star in a porno.

moooooog35 said...

Shhh....If you listen closely, you can hear his mother sobbing uncontrollably.

Granny Annie said...

Squash it now before it multiplies!

ReformingGeek said...

I'm here for my MRI.

DouglasDyer said...

Hi, I'm here to pick up your daughter.

DouglasDyer said...

Jeff Goldblum stepped into the machine, not realizing it already contained both a fly and a carburetor.

Marissa said...

Glasses and earrings set - 50% off all fine jewelry. Hurry in for Macy's Spring Sale!

Shawn said...

Bill Peterson's boss later informed him he went "too far" in trying to win the company's annual Wacky Attire contest.

Stacie's Madness said...

holes holes, it's all about the holes.

moooooog35 said...

Apparently, stomach cramps aren't the only things that happen when you swim right after eating.

Single & Married said...

Mom...Dad...you always told me that "it's not what the guy looks like on the outside, but who he is on inside that counts"..right? Please meet your new son-in-law

Sister 1

SplitRock Dozer said...

I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurrts!

The Self-Deprechaun said...

In a modern day remake of Jeff Goldblum's most memorable role as 'The Fly', the Red Hot Chili Pepper's Flea was casted only to find that he too went through genetic mutations and radiations.

LOBO said...

The "Look mom! No brains!" campaign succeeds, making abortions available legally at 7-11s nationwide.

The Mother said...

Herbert was a mild mannered scientist until he got into his teleporter with his motorcycle...

Me-Me King said...

Michael Phelps, 2012 Olympics

My Daily List said...

Had he realized the extent of the hazing he would face from the Democratic caucus, Arlen Spector would have simply decided to run for re-election as an independent.

Lisa Human: Human Touch Designs said...

Sadly, Chester didn't realize that he was about 25 years too late for the Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome auditions...

Bill's Bayou said...

When he uses his cell phone, his testicles glow.

Marissa said...

LMAO - Me-Me King, "Michael Phelps!"

PhilipDyer said...

The glasses were expensive, but it was worth it to pay extra for the Julienne attachment.

PhilipDyer said...

Strainers on his eyes, spaghetti portioners in his ears and meat tenderizer implanted into his lip – Willie was finally ready for his “Hell’s Kitchen” audition.

PhilipDyer said...

“Orange juicer? Try the right… no, wait, the left ear.”

PhilipDyer said...

Though it now takes him an additional 6 hours to get through airport security, Ronnie never second-guessed his decision to go with the titanium implants.