4/09/2009

Wham Bam, Thank You Ma'am

I have an interesting situation on my hands. I have a friend who always talks about having troubles with her husband. He's always crabby and doesn't always come home straight after work. What's worse is that they want to try to have kids, but her won't even touch her. I have been listening to this for the past couple of months.

Yesterday, I finally met the man in question. As soon as I met him, I knew her problem. Let's just say that he made these guys look like lumberjacks.





96 comments:

Shawn said...

It always amuses me to look at old pictures and videos of Wham! and remember how surprised people were when George Michael (not Bluth) came out of the closet. It's like...really? You didn't have even the slightest inkling?

Quirkyloon said...

So I take it that "he" doesn't wake her up before she go goes?

Fake sleeping to avoid....

Yep, been there done that!

Ha!

ReformingGeek said...

Ah...that's just SO Sweet, lifting pinky finger up for a little wiggle.

Marissa said...

See, the problem is: He doesn't come home straight.

Suzy said...

I HATE men who do that to women.

smithjennife said...

Wake me up before you go-go!!

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

I would hate to find out my spouse was gay while reading a blog. But it is a 21st century way of outing him!

*~*Nicole*~* said...

Haha I think Marissa wins!

moooooog35 said...

If she's in denial, just tell her to watch him closely the next time they eat corn on the cob.

If he eats it the long way, you've got yourself a ringer.

David said...

Oh Lordy Lou
Does she have no clue?

Margo said...

all we are, are birthing hips to some. The 80s were indeed very good at disguising these guys.

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