4/15/2009

Caption This Wednesday!


28 comments:

Granny Annie said...

"There but by the grace of God go I."

DouglasDyer said...

"Have you seen my husband? He was wearing a white tank top."

moooooog35 said...

I suppose that explains where all the donuts went.

ReformingGeek said...

"I know you like me big but I don't feel I have balance in my life. Maybe if I get pregnant.."

moooooog35 said...

Shawanda thinks that maybe, just maybe, she could have gone a little smaller on the ass implants.

moooooog35 said...

If you listen closely, you can hear the toilet whimpering.

*~*Nicole*~* said...

Hahahahaha!!! moooooog35 is my fav!

Drama Mama said...

Thats what I call

"Junk in the Trunk"

My favorite is:"Have you seen my husband? He was wearing a white tank top."

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! too funny

Lady Sarcasm said...

"Do these jeans make my butt look big?" Good!

Quirkyloon said...

"Baby, you seen my butt paste anywhere?"

Shawn said...

Red beans and rice didn't miss her.

Marissa said...

Just a little water retention. By next week I'll be back in my Size 2's.

Me-Me King said...

Baby got back.....and a whale tail to boot.

Nooter said...

one rhino said to the other: "help! get us out of here"

nonamedufus said...

Does this ass make my thong look fat?

nonamedufus said...

Ayeesha had the dubious distinction of being the inspiration for the "Yo Mamma's So Fat" jokes.

Heather Cherry said...

Most people go to the bathroom to floss their TEETH.

Queen-Size funny bone said...

you gotta license plate for that thing?

Queen-Size funny bone said...

you gotta license plate for that thing?

Michael said...

Dammit! I can't let go of this sink or I'll fall on my asses.

Lola said...

Keisha never knew she was the inspiration for Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back".

Chaotically Calm said...

The prehistoric term is rhinotitusassilicious, in moderms terms it's just a giant fat ass!


Ah we've finally found the weapons of mass destruction.

I Hate Commercials said...

"Mom can I come out of here now?"

rubbish said...

Hi love, any chance of taking me down the scrap yard to weigh myself?


Disclaimer. Not sure if you have scrap yards in America but in the UK they have weigh bridges that you drive onto to weigh steel etc. in tonnes.

Not so funny now I've had to explain it!!!

Blonde Goddess said...

Latisha finally had to resort to butt flossing after her failed attempts to wash her ass crack in the shower.

EntrePod said...

this is from Youknowudeadazzwrong

I read it weekly.

smithjennife said...

Does this thong make my ass look big???

LOL!!! And the sad thing is that she's thinking she's looking FINE!!!

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