"There but by the grace of God go I."
"Have you seen my husband? He was wearing a white tank top."
I suppose that explains where all the donuts went.
"I know you like me big but I don't feel I have balance in my life. Maybe if I get pregnant.."
Shawanda thinks that maybe, just maybe, she could have gone a little smaller on the ass implants.
If you listen closely, you can hear the toilet whimpering.
Hahahahaha!!! moooooog35 is my fav!
Thats what I call"Junk in the Trunk"My favorite is:"Have you seen my husband? He was wearing a white tank top."HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! too funny
"Do these jeans make my butt look big?" Good!
"Baby, you seen my butt paste anywhere?"
Red beans and rice didn't miss her.
Just a little water retention. By next week I'll be back in my Size 2's.
Baby got back.....and a whale tail to boot.
one rhino said to the other: "help! get us out of here"
Does this ass make my thong look fat?
Ayeesha had the dubious distinction of being the inspiration for the "Yo Mamma's So Fat" jokes.
Most people go to the bathroom to floss their TEETH.
you gotta license plate for that thing?
Dammit! I can't let go of this sink or I'll fall on my asses.
Keisha never knew she was the inspiration for Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back".
The prehistoric term is rhinotitusassilicious, in moderms terms it's just a giant fat ass!Ah we've finally found the weapons of mass destruction.
"Mom can I come out of here now?"
Hi love, any chance of taking me down the scrap yard to weigh myself?Disclaimer. Not sure if you have scrap yards in America but in the UK they have weigh bridges that you drive onto to weigh steel etc. in tonnes.Not so funny now I've had to explain it!!!
Latisha finally had to resort to butt flossing after her failed attempts to wash her ass crack in the shower.
this is from YouknowudeadazzwrongI read it weekly.
Does this thong make my ass look big??? LOL!!! And the sad thing is that she's thinking she's looking FINE!!!
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