Playing the Lottery and Other Fiscally Responsible Ideas

Given the current economic situation, many of us are trying to find new ways to save money. I thought I would do a series of helpful suggestions for stretching your dollar. (or if this is rubbish, your pound)

Let's dive right in!

1)Everyone knows that babysitters are a total waste of money. When my husband and I go out for a night on the town, we throw down a bowl of water and some snacks and put the kids here.

The beauty of this is that it is simply one payment of about $40.00 for the cage.

2)Duct tape, duct tape, duct tape! You can use duct tape to fix everything! It also can be a babysitter. Check it!

However, this person used entirely too much tape here. Obviously a rookie, but you get the idea.

3)Finally, a smart way to make extra cash is by playing the lottery. Some jackoffs say that the lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math, but I beg to differ, mostly because I don't understand that statement. The joke is gonna be on them when I win the 10 million dollars while only investing $100,000 on tickets over the past couple of years.

I leave you, my friends, with just a taste of what is to come. I am full of these great ideas. We're going to be rolling in dough soon. Let's stick together.