"Ok. I think we are all set for the 'Count the Ragheads' contest".
Mercedes-Benz: Moving entire countries since 1945.
After Katrina, the Mardi Gras floats never really returned to their former glory.
Walmart really wasn't prepared for the giant rush for their "Turban-Ganza!" promotion.
Achmed never really could figure out why his truck got such shitty gas mileage.
Aww, I'm so bad at these things...I'm not even gonna try...and no one can make me.
"A hundred Iraquis all on two trucks...a hundred Iraq-eee-eees, throw one down, toss him around, ninety nine Iraquis all on two trucks!"(No Iraquis were hurt during the production of this number.)
That reminds me. I'm supposed to work the carpool drop-off line at school next week. Thanks.XOA.
Has anybody seen Kevin? Don't tell me we forgot Kevin...
Just have Apu squeeze over a bit.
Camels are so yesterday...
They heard Bush was in town, they brought plenty of shoes...
After failing to win any medals the Afghanistan Olympic team made an ignominious return to Kabul.
damn, I've got nothing...
Hi, Kirsten. I couldn't find an email for you so I thought I'd post this here. I'll try sending you a PM in EC as well. I'm not sure which will get to you better. Anyway, you won the gecko bobble head and neck pillow on my blog. I just need your mailing address so I can forward it on to Sinuate and they, in turn, can mail those goodies out to you. My email is firstname.lastname@example.org. There's a direct link to it on my blog as well. Thanks for playing, and congrats.
"OH....The wheels on the bus go round and round...round and round...round and..."
Wait buddies you can't go jihad without me.
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