For now, at least, Billy Bob Thornton is the biggest douche on the planet. I'm sure you have heard about him acting like a little bitch at a radio interview last week. You see, he's from this incredibly relevant and popular band called the Boxcutters or something. (Okay, it's the Boxmasters, but I like Boxcutters better.)
I feel for the other members of the band. They have to be humiliated by their lead-tool's attitude.
He was being very petty. ...and I don't mean Tom Petty either. Why does he think that he's even close to Tom Petty's league.
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