| You Are a Martini |
 You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! |
I don't have a problem, blogthings.com!!! You suck! I can stop drinking anytime I want. I just don't feel like it. That time with the gardening shears and the David Hasselhoff CD was a freak accident.
By the way, what's wrong with a martini? Why do you hate martinis too? You have a lot of rage and hate in your heart, don't you? Go talk to your therapist about it before you go taking your hate out on me! You obviously have to make others feel bad about themselves so your self-hate doesn't consume you! You are so transparent, blogthings! I feel sorry for you.
If I were a big lush, I would go get a martini right now, but I'M NOT! I'm getting a mojito. Take that smarty-pants blogthings! You think you know me!
Besides, if you are bitter that you have no friends and I have over 500, sorry Charlie!! They are so devoted to me that they have all saved up for me to go to a great spa vacation next week. I haven't heard of it, but it's called Hazeldon and I'm gonna love it! Take that, loser!
27 comments:
I ended up being a Martini too... WTF??? I have a drink maybe once a week and get "drunk" maybe once a month (if that) and I'm a lush?
Just found your blog and I love it! I'm a Martini girl too! I think you have to be after having three kids! LOL.
Thats weird, I got the "you need to attend an AA meeting" drink; its green. *shrugs shoulders* And I dont even drink......much, haha.
If you really were a lush you would have gotten an AMF. ;)
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I got a Martini, too....at least Martini's are classic! Poised! Sophisticated! I'm okay with being a lush if I get to be those things, too ;)
@just bob-Admit it, you are a lush!
@elizabeth-Thanks! there is nothing wrong with a martini girl!
@the fly-You're right, at least I got a tame martini
@athena-right there with you sista!
I will admit I used to be a lush, but that was back then.... LOL
I'm a bloody Mary! LOL "A serious drinker ... a drunk, but a stable drunk" LOL!!!
@just bob-Yeah! Right!
@drowsey-I'm jealous!!
I'm a mai tai--WTF??? I've never even had one. How is it possible I flunked a drinking quiz while sober. OHHHHH, I see, I should be drinking when I take the quiz. Okay, that explains it! ;)
I get mai tai - and I hate them.
It is a rum drink and I only drink vodka. shitty quiz methinks.
great post though
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