8/13/2008

Adults Only, Please!

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Yesterday I found out what my blog is rated. It turns out that you have to be over 17 or accompanied by an adult or guardian to read about my adventures. This is kind of stressful! That's a lot of responsibility to heap on me all at once. I'll tell you what, let's just do it on the honor system, okay? I trust you guys! 

I'm disappointed, frankly, to be just an "R". I thought I was more of a badass than that. Here are the reasons for my "R" rating:

The word, "ass" appears in my blog 6 times
I also said, "bitch" 3 times.
2 times for the word, "death" and "knife" once
I happen to remember putting the word, "shit" in a previous post. And, no, I didn't write, "sh*#" either. I wrote the real deal, because I'm crazy like that. Why didn't they care about my, "shit" and give me an NC-17?

Little bitches!! 

Shit, shit, shit, shit, fuck, fuck, asshole, mother fucker!!

And in honor of the Olympics...shuttlecock! 

Now, who has an NC-17 rating! I can play your game.

26 comments:

Athena said...

lol what the hell is a shuttlecock?!?

I took that little quiz - my blog was also rated 'R' cause I had the words "dick" and "punch" in there. DICK PUNCH! Never mind all the fucks and shits, etc. If dick punch doesn't earn me a NC-17 rating, I don't know what will.

FlowerGirl said...

What the hell? I'm not privy to this quiz.... I might have to look for it. But, not after I load up one of my posts... I wanna go after the NC-17 - ha!

Tiggy said...

I don't think I'd need to take the quiz to find out what my site is rated as the word 'shuttlecock' has been used on occasion (as well as other sorts of cocks).

Tommy Buettner said...

Post those nude photos that your husband took of ya onto your blog...you'll get the rating (and possibly more traffic) that you want. LOL

Chat Blanc (aka Sandy) said...

Rev Doc, come over to the darkside with me and my blog, cuz I believe in your NC-17 side! :)

dani c said...

Ahhhh gotta love the shuttlecock or maybe shuttleclit? And why is it when one is rated R you get a bunch of straight laced assholes calling you a bad mom and white trash and shit? Wait...am I the only one ?

dani c said...

Oh ya and another thing...why aren't you on my blogroll? Have I been too drunk? Ok well, today I'm sober so I'm gonna put your link up tonight ok...

The Acorn King said...

Wow, I thought my blog was clean too...but I guess I mention sticking a finger in an ass in one part. Guess I'll have to take that quiz.

Petra said...

LOL- I love the word shuttlecock and try to fit it into conversation as often as I can (not easy, I will have you know!)

I promise I am over 17. At least by "ahem" two or three years (in my little fantasy world, that is).

Da Old Man said...

Because I am so pure, I usually read your blog with my eyes closed.

Da Old Man said...

My blog is PG

crap (2x) bitch (1x)

FlowerGirl said...

BTW... you make me laugh soooooo often... Check out my blog when you get a chance. There's something waiting for ya...

TheFLy said...

Man, donkey fuck clit punch and a floppy ass donkey dick. That shit aint fucking cock drizzled to the crap brown mouth of a motherfucker, suck a tit, chew a dick and lick that shit straight from the glory hole of a bitch ass cunt fuck. Alabama cock drive and horse shit anus licker.


If you can translate that, I believe you are ready for the NC-17, haha.

buzz buzz

Drowsey Monkey said...

I did this a while back, pretty sure I was a PG13 until I swore a bunch to earn the R...LOL

But look at your avatar, you're too sweet to be r-rated.

The Hypocritical One said...

funny...smiley for you.

Kirsten said...

@athena-It's what they use as a "ball" in badminton.

@flowergirl-I hope you make it!

@tiggy-You go girl!

@tommy-I forgot about those!

@sandy-Sounds good to me! I will!

@dani-I think you're the ONLY one!

@dani again-Right back at ya!

@acorn king-yes, you must take this test and report back!

@petra-Good idea! I'll try to use shuttlecock more often.

@da old man-PG?! I don't believe it! Keep your eyes closed.

@flowergirl again-Thanks! I will!

@the fly-Who taught you all those words?!

@drowsey-You can't always judge a book by it's cover!

AoE said...

D@#^ straight, you go girl, stick to to the Mother $uck#$% man!!!!

Kirsten said...

@aoe-Yeah! I did, didn't I?!

Crazy Mom of 3 said...

I like your style.....OK not very original or witty but there it is.

Kirsten said...

@crazy mom-I like your style too!

Jaime said...

LOL. You crack my shit up.

how the hell do you find out what your blog is rated?

Kirsten said...

@jaime-Just go to
http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/blog_rating

Dave Crane said...

I got an "R" rating :)

15 deaths

4 bombs

2 hells

1 murder

I'm so proud...

Kirsten said...

@dave-Good for you!! How did you work the word, "bomb" in there so many times?

Dave Crane said...

LOL - I find it funny that you ask how I got the word "bomb" in there 4 times rather then why I have "death" in there 14 times...

Have a read of my blog to find the answers....

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