|You Are a Martini|
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it!
I don't have a problem, blogthings.com!!! You suck! I can stop drinking anytime I want. I just don't feel like it. That time with the gardening shears and the David Hasselhoff CD was a freak accident.
By the way, what's wrong with a martini? Why do you hate martinis too? You have a lot of rage and hate in your heart, don't you? Go talk to your therapist about it before you go taking your hate out on me! You obviously have to make others feel bad about themselves so your self-hate doesn't consume you! You are so transparent, blogthings! I feel sorry for you.
If I were a big lush, I would go get a martini right now, but I'M NOT! I'm getting a mojito. Take that smarty-pants blogthings! You think you know me!
Besides, if you are bitter that you have no friends and I have over 500, sorry Charlie!! They are so devoted to me that they have all saved up for me to go to a great spa vacation next week. I haven't heard of it, but it's called Hazeldon and I'm gonna love it! Take that, loser!