8/19/2008

Part Deux

FYI-This is a continuation of the previous post. Blah, blah, blah, I'm at the beach with the kids and someone is apparently drowning...

Not sure what was going on, I took a healthy swig from my binoculars and looked again. He was clearly being swept off by a rip tide and drowning. I look to the posted sign for guidance...



Don't ask about the Farsi writing on the sign. Long story. However, the sign clearly states that, "Drowning accidents are now popular". There is also a picture of a man drowning with a slash through it. He is obviously engaging in illegal activity for the sole purpose of being popular. Well, I won't be a part of this!

I don't want the kids to think that this is acceptable behavior. It's time to pack up and get out of here before the cops come and see that I'm drunk at the beach with my kids. I look at the long trek to the car. It's sooo far! Normally I would require a sack lunch and at least one sherpa to do this. No time to hem and haw now. Time to get outta here! I've never seen those kids pack up so fast. We were in the car and on the road in minutes.

I'm not sure what ever became of Steve, but at least there is a happy ending to this story. I got home safely and third strike free!

32 comments:

Crazy Mom of 3 said...

Leave the rescuing for the professionals. Hey you had evidence, I mean kids to take care of. You can't just go jumpin into the ocean to save people.

Sully Sullivan said...

Kirsten thanks for stopping by my blog.

You are awesome, by the way.

I worked at the stadium that the Toronto Blue Jays play at and we actually nabbed quite a few people with the hollow binoculars.

Kirsten said...

@crazy mom-You are so right, sista!!

@sully-Remind me not to go the a Toronto Blue Jays game!! You guys are too smart up there in Canada.

TheFLy said...

haha, I knew it. I spoiled the ending in the last post.

I like how you kept your children safe by driving home drunk, haha. You, my friends, are a champ. Thats how its supposed to be done, haha.

buzz buzz

Leigh Anne said...

Definitely leave the life saving to the pros, no doubt you would have adminstered the life-saving CPR and the guy would have tried to bust you for drinking on the beach! That's gratitude for you.

And you do have to watch out for us Canadians... we're wicked smart when it comes to concealing alcohol!

BTW, you are MY hero too

BTW, you're my hero too

Leigh Anne said...

Oh shoot, there's a reason I should proof read! You're my hero x deux I guess, lol

Da Old Man said...

I love a happy ending.

Petra said...

Thank goodness you didn't get into any trouble today cuz I wasn't around to bail you out!

Chat Blanc said...

of course you did the right thing! AND, now I have another great idea I'm stealing from you--I'm gonna get me a SHERPA!! I do hate to carry things and the trek from my car to the apartment is so taxing

feefifoto said...

If drowning accidents are popular, what are you gonna do? Live and let drown ... er ... live. Or something.

FlowerGirl said...

Well, I guess the good news is that you don't have to worry about playing possum when Steve comes around... Ocean + Steve + Rip Tide = Problem Solved

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