7/14/2009
The Postman Always Stops Once
I'm not saying that I live in a small town, but lately we have had a bit of a crime spree that was quickly nipped in the bud!! Thanks to our entire local police department and their tireless commitment to justice in the weeks that it took to crack this case!
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wow, who's the Sherlock Holmes?
LMBO!
Nothing gets by cops, eh? NOTHING!
LMBO LMBO LMBO!
They left the donut shop for that?
But wait. The article did not describe the vehicle stopping at the mailboxes. Maybe the poor mailman had no postal vehicle available that day so he had to use his own car. Imagine that it would have been hard for him having to either drive the wrong way on the road or slide over the front seat at every mailbox.
Sheesh! Crappy media coverage.
;-)
The next thing you know, they'll be reporting a large yellow vehicle abducting children at the same corner every morning.
"You know, Officer, I see the same kids getting taken away every morning. You'd think they'd have figured it out by now."
Merely a preemptive strike. Never trust the mailman. He's the one who shoots em all when he got pickles on his sandwich when he didn't order pickles.
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