7/15/2009
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Her caregivers were instructed never to look directly at Dr. Ruth while she was doing number 2.
Anita stretches at the back to ensure she can polka at the encore performance. It's time somebody show these young whippersnappers how polka is really done!
Auf Wiedersehen folks! VAIT! Itz dat Harry Potter? Hey! Harry Potter! Harry Potter!
See, I told ya if I dressed like 'em I'd fit right in!
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Ruth Buzzy distracted by the little German guy in the cornfield during the festival
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Female Erkle: Did *I* do thaaaat?
Inga never let her advancing age or dementia stop her from competing in the annual "Little Miss Baden-Baden" pageant.
America's Next Top Model criteria has slipped just a tad.
Babushka Olga summoning her grandaughter over, she can slip into line in bw those legs..
Her sisters were used to waiting for Olga. She was always just a little behind.
...97, 98, 99, 100 ready or not here I come!
Having sat out "Stand Tall", Helga was just itching to sing "It's A Small World Afterall" with her sisters the Singing Strudels.
Florentyna's solo was next. She hoped she measured up.
Lesbian cougar is pleased with the selection.
Girl number two is happy. Elsa has chosen the Maid of the Fair by shoving a rake handle up her backside.
Girl number two is happy. Elsa has chosen the Maid of the Fair by shoving a rake handle up her backside.
The New Zealand morris dancers weren't happy when their Austrian counterparts turned their back on them as they were performing the Haka.
It is soon apparent that Olga cannot tell the difference between a "Beauty Contest" and a "Pissing Contest".
Ugly loser is ugly.
Nadia takes an assassin's bullet to the gut while protecting Romania's greatest resource: leggy deaf girls.
In the Ukrainian Traditional Dance Studio - everyone can play their Part. And Everyone's a Winner.
or....
"I really wish mom would lay-off the Mushrooms before coming to out recitals."
"Yea, but look at her, she's having a Blast."
"Ohhh Hilda, you gotta see this, one of the girls has no underdrawers on!"
Contestant 1 revealed a red bucket.
Contestant 2 revealed a rake.
However, Tanya had a Austrian Gnome.
That's how she won the "What's Up Your Butt?" contest.
What a time for the Exlax to kick in!
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Who let the Troll out,who,who?
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You're gonna love this last contestant for homecoming queen.
Mean girl #2 smiles after giving Svetlana a wedgie.
No, mother, just because your pad has wings, doesn't mean you can fly every time you fart.
A star is born!
Love,
Herrad
Woooh! Grocery carts!
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