7/08/2009
Burger Queen
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"Bow to the Burger Queen and get me another diet coke wouldja?"
"Not ever-bah-dee is az lucky as me. Now you shut yer trap or I'll make you suck on this!"
This new model comes with a really huge trunk and a nice cup holder.
The "Queen of Menopause" beats hot flashes.
Anyone seen my drink?
What do you men I'm fat? All I ever drink is Diet beverages. Shesh!
Dairy Queen reveals new "Mother's Milk" Blizzard!
Some people are thirsty, some people are thirsty for love. Queen Lateetsa satisfies them both.
With the world going green, the girls knew their new cup holder was a winner. They just had to figure out how to get into the Prius.
I said to super size it, bitch.
Betty Sue, you hold onto my drink while I waddle over there and slap Billy Bob up the head for forgettin' my Whopper.
So, Cleetus, ya thirsty yet? *wink, wink*
Well, they told me I could "have it my way"!
Enid gave new meaning to "2 girls, one cup".
Matilda looked on with great jealousy as her friend identified a new cupholder to free her hands for the remote.
"I don't understand it, Rose. One minute Herb was there bringing me a coke, then he was gone."
After an ill-timed sneeze blinded her best friend with a flying straw, Doris would realize that this is probably not the best place to keep her drink.
Most people only dream about drinking without using their hands.
After being trapped underneath his wife for two hours, Wendell finally managed to alert her by shoving his drink to the surface.
*giggle* like PhilipDyer's Wendell caption...
Succeeding in his mission, the midget pushes the missing cup up ahead of his assent.
The Burger Queen is pleased with her rum and Coke.
B-cup frozen margarita.
C-cup bra.
D-cup belly.
DD-cup FUPA*.
*Go look it up. :p
Just don't ask where she hid the
Twinkies.
Countering the success of NBC's show "The Biggest Loser", Fox is coming out with "The Biggest Gainer." Sponsored by, you guess it, Burger King.
Its not the size of your breasts, it's how you use them.
"Margie?"
"Yes, Lulu?"
"Your breasts are really cool."
"Hey, Ted, you know what I like in a woman?"
"Wuzzat, Mike?"
"My beer."
Oh Dear Lord! The memories of my mother on the shores of Lake Ponchartrain forcing me to drink Pepsi out of her bra. It's all coming back to me now...
As Queen Bertha began to nod off, her friend Grace got to thinking how thirsty she was and how far the walk was to the bar. She was REAL thirsty. Would anyone notice if I took a sip outta that straw? It's awfully tempting. Damn that looks good.
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