7/08/2009

Burger Queen

This is a tough one, guys. 1000 ec credits and the Mom Likes Me Best Award to the winner!


30 comments:

Quirkyloon said...

"Bow to the Burger Queen and get me another diet coke wouldja?"

Quirkyloon said...

"Not ever-bah-dee is az lucky as me. Now you shut yer trap or I'll make you suck on this!"

DouglasDyer said...

This new model comes with a really huge trunk and a nice cup holder.

Me-Me King said...

The "Queen of Menopause" beats hot flashes.

Me-Me King said...

Anyone seen my drink?

ReformingGeek said...

What do you men I'm fat? All I ever drink is Diet beverages. Shesh!

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Dairy Queen reveals new "Mother's Milk" Blizzard!

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Some people are thirsty, some people are thirsty for love. Queen Lateetsa satisfies them both.

ettarose said...

With the world going green, the girls knew their new cup holder was a winner. They just had to figure out how to get into the Prius.

Stacie's Madness said...

I said to super size it, bitch.

nonamedufus said...

Betty Sue, you hold onto my drink while I waddle over there and slap Billy Bob up the head for forgettin' my Whopper.

nonamedufus said...

So, Cleetus, ya thirsty yet? *wink, wink*

nonamedufus said...

Well, they told me I could "have it my way"!

nonamedufus said...

Enid gave new meaning to "2 girls, one cup".

Funnyrunner said...

Matilda looked on with great jealousy as her friend identified a new cupholder to free her hands for the remote.

Mulled Vine said...

"I don't understand it, Rose. One minute Herb was there bringing me a coke, then he was gone."

PhilipDyer said...

After an ill-timed sneeze blinded her best friend with a flying straw, Doris would realize that this is probably not the best place to keep her drink.

PhilipDyer said...

Most people only dream about drinking without using their hands.

PhilipDyer said...

After being trapped underneath his wife for two hours, Wendell finally managed to alert her by shoving his drink to the surface.

Stacie's Madness said...

*giggle* like PhilipDyer's Wendell caption...

Bill's Bayou said...

Succeeding in his mission, the midget pushes the missing cup up ahead of his assent.

Bill's Bayou said...

The Burger Queen is pleased with her rum and Coke.

Bill's Bayou said...

B-cup frozen margarita.
C-cup bra.
D-cup belly.
DD-cup FUPA*.


*Go look it up. :p

Bill's Bayou said...

Just don't ask where she hid the
Twinkies.

Bill's Bayou said...

Countering the success of NBC's show "The Biggest Loser", Fox is coming out with "The Biggest Gainer." Sponsored by, you guess it, Burger King.

Bill's Bayou said...

Its not the size of your breasts, it's how you use them.

Bill's Bayou said...

"Margie?"
"Yes, Lulu?"
"Your breasts are really cool."

Bill's Bayou said...

"Hey, Ted, you know what I like in a woman?"
"Wuzzat, Mike?"
"My beer."

Bill's Bayou said...

Oh Dear Lord! The memories of my mother on the shores of Lake Ponchartrain forcing me to drink Pepsi out of her bra. It's all coming back to me now...

Lola said...

As Queen Bertha began to nod off, her friend Grace got to thinking how thirsty she was and how far the walk was to the bar. She was REAL thirsty. Would anyone notice if I took a sip outta that straw? It's awfully tempting. Damn that looks good.