Winner!! Winner!!

We had so many entries for the caption this contest this week! Thanks to all of you funny mother fu#@%$ers for participating!

Honorable mention this week goes to:

Chris with

Shondra did her best to smuggle in the entire bridal party, but three bridesmaids managed to slip free.

mooog35 with

Unfortunately for several wedding guests, her decision to wear such a large dress would later prove fatal during the Chicken Dance.

Bill's Bayou with

Having not learned her lesson with the blueberry pie incident, Violet Beauregarde next tries Willy Wonka's "Wedding Buffet" gum

and

The good news: Sheer fabric is on sale. The bad news: Sheer fabric is on sale.

Stephanie B with

Inflate-a-bride seemed like a surefire success, but the brightly colored accessories were the dealbreaker.

And the winner is the simple, yet funny...

Me-Me King with

Anyone seen the ring bearers?