Anyone seen the ring bearers?
Honey, does this make my butt look fat?
"I need more Poof. Not enough poof. Who's gonna help me get more poof?"
The remaining three bridesmaids are helping her put on her garter!
I hope I don't look too much like the bride; I wouldn't want to take any attention away from her...
the new macys parade float is almost ready!
Is this a bit of a meringue?(my vote is for Funnyrunner - excellent!)
Hmmm, so that's why they call him the Best Man!
I knew I shouldn't have had those burritos for lunch.
Shondra did her best to smuggle in the entire bridal party, but three bridesmaids managed to slip free.
"Honey, I can fit you and your brother under here, let's get busy!"
Unfortunately for several wedding guests, her decision to wear such a large dress would later prove fatal during the Chicken Dance.
Anyone seen the best man?
Nooter should have done this one:"Ummmm snowballs...."
The Pillsbury Doughboy blimp from the Macy's parade has finally found a bride.
Having not learned her lesson with the blueberry pie incident, Violet Beauregarde next tries Willy Wonka's "Wedding Buffet" gum.
It's a wedding dress AND the cake. All in one!
In "Bridezilla 2" the eponymous beast actually does eat Tokyo.
And yet she insists her husband is a bigger ass.
"Here comes the bride,"*THUD*"All dressed in white,"*THUD*
Most brides wait until AFTER the ceremony to gain 600 pounds.
Proving the point that the bigger the dress, the cheaper the bride wearing it.
"GET THE #&*@ AWAY FROM MY CAKE!"
It's just water gain. Honest.
Is it too late to take this back to David's Bridal Shoppe?
Flash - Mt Kilimanjaro was married today in a small ceremony attended by few relatives and friends. The ceremony was held on her north slope.
Lisa soon regretted the choice of combining the dress and ice sculpture funds in order to save money.
Chastity's plan to return her dress backfired when she dripped spray tan all over it.
The brie was so nervous she had her dress custom fitted with its own toilet just in case.
The 2 bridesmaids are hollering to the groomsman "is that water boiled yet? Where's the sheets? She's crowning! Hurry!"Diane was hoping to say "I do" before her little bundle of joy arrived, the best laid plans...
Inflate-a-bride seemed like a surefire success, but the brightly colored accessories were the dealbreaker.
New from Mattel: "Bridezilla Barbie"
The good news: Sheer fabric is on sale. The bad news: Sheer fabric is on sale.
Sadly, somewhere, a sofa is not getting reupholstered.
Danger, contents under pressure. Do not inflate over 150 psi.
The bride eventually figured out that using too much Summers Eve the night before her wedding was akin to putting dishsoap in the dishwasher.
Poof the magic bridal gown...
Just a typical Jersey wedding!
The wedding dress designer hadn't yet worked out the kinks in his newest petticoat based on the design of the Tote's Micro Auto Open Auto Close Umbrella. The bridesmaid's had to run for cover. Who knew the petticoat expanded that much from just a compact, 6 inch package?
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