6/17/2009

Mom Likes Me Best Award!

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40 comments:

Me-Me King said...

Anyone seen the ring bearers?

VE said...

Honey, does this make my butt look fat?

Quirkyloon said...

"I need more Poof. Not enough poof. Who's gonna help me get more poof?"

Nessa said...

The remaining three bridesmaids are helping her put on her garter!

Funnyrunner said...

I hope I don't look too much like the bride; I wouldn't want to take any attention away from her...

Nooter said...

the new macys parade float is almost ready!

Em said...

Is this a bit of a meringue?

(my vote is for Funnyrunner - excellent!)

nonamedufus said...

Hmmm, so that's why they call him the Best Man!

nonamedufus said...

I knew I shouldn't have had those burritos for lunch.

Chris said...

Shondra did her best to smuggle in the entire bridal party, but three bridesmaids managed to slip free.

Stacie's Madness said...

"Honey, I can fit you and your brother under here, let's get busy!"

moooooog35 said...

Unfortunately for several wedding guests, her decision to wear such a large dress would later prove fatal during the Chicken Dance.

moooooog35 said...

Anyone seen the best man?

ReformingGeek said...

Nooter should have done this one:

"Ummmm snowballs...."

Bill's Bayou said...

The Pillsbury Doughboy blimp from the Macy's parade has finally found a bride.

Bill's Bayou said...

Having not learned her lesson with the blueberry pie incident, Violet Beauregarde next tries Willy Wonka's "Wedding Buffet" gum.

Bill's Bayou said...

It's a wedding dress AND the cake. All in one!

Bill's Bayou said...

In "Bridezilla 2" the eponymous beast actually does eat Tokyo.

Bill's Bayou said...

And yet she insists her husband is a bigger ass.

Bill's Bayou said...

"Here comes the bride,"

*THUD*

"All dressed in white,"

*THUD*

Bill's Bayou said...

Most brides wait until AFTER the ceremony to gain 600 pounds.

Bill's Bayou said...

Proving the point that the bigger the dress, the cheaper the bride wearing it.

Bill's Bayou said...

"GET THE #&*@ AWAY FROM MY CAKE!"

Bill's Bayou said...

It's just water gain. Honest.

MA Fat Woman said...

Is it too late to take this back to David's Bridal Shoppe?

Haley said...

Flash - Mt Kilimanjaro was married today in a small ceremony attended by few relatives and friends. The ceremony was held on her north slope.

Haley said...

Lisa soon regretted the choice of combining the dress and ice sculpture funds in order to save money.

DouglasDyer said...

Chastity's plan to return her dress backfired when she dripped spray tan all over it.

rubbish said...

The brie was so nervous she had her dress custom fitted with its own toilet just in case.

rubbish said...

The brie was so nervous she had her dress custom fitted with its own toilet just in case.

Lola said...

The 2 bridesmaids are hollering to the groomsman "is that water boiled yet? Where's the sheets? She's crowning! Hurry!"

Diane was hoping to say "I do" before her little bundle of joy arrived, the best laid plans...

Stephanie B said...

Inflate-a-bride seemed like a surefire success, but the brightly colored accessories were the dealbreaker.

Bill's Bayou said...

New from Mattel: "Bridezilla Barbie"

Bill's Bayou said...

The good news: Sheer fabric is on sale. The bad news: Sheer fabric is on sale.

Bill's Bayou said...

Sadly, somewhere, a sofa is not getting reupholstered.

GorillaSushi said...

Danger, contents under pressure. Do not inflate over 150 psi.

Candice said...

The bride eventually figured out that using too much Summers Eve the night before her wedding was akin to putting dishsoap in the dishwasher.

Quirkyloon said...

Poof the magic bridal gown...

unfortunate names said...

Just a typical Jersey wedding!

Lola said...

The wedding dress designer hadn't yet worked out the kinks in his newest petticoat based on the design of the Tote's Micro Auto Open Auto Close Umbrella. The bridesmaid's had to run for cover. Who knew the petticoat expanded that much from just a compact, 6 inch package?