"OK class, after only a few weeks of training, you will be able to paint authentic skeletons just like this one."
"does this outfit make my butt look fat?"
Great...now I want ribs.
This year's winner of "Miss Ethiopia" was a knockout.
Just before they have sex, most of her men make a wish.
"Oh think twice, it's just another day in skinny bitch paradise."
Iman and Skeletor's love-child.
I'd inflate her, but I'm afraid to find out where the valve is.
When she rubs her legs together, crickets rip out their own ears.
Because if she looked directly AT the photographer, she's suck out his soul.
Linsay Lohan would tap that.
A sneak peek at what Barack Obama looks like before he puts the black suit on.
Photo shoot for the new, "Recessions" Calendar.
Fragile: Use caution upon entry
Supermodel Rochelle was fired shortly after this shoot for being too fat.
Her body was in remarkably good condition considering she'd been interred for over a year.
Just fifty calories away from disappearing completely.
The photographer had to shoot her straight on because when she turned sideways, she kept disappearing.
"Okay, stop struggling, Jeannie. Can someone please lift the model's hand and put it on her knee?"
Sing along!The foot bone's connected to the shin bone,The shin bone's connected to the knee bone,The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone,The thigh bone's connected to theDEAR GOD IN HEAVEN WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?! MY EYES!!! OH LORD MY EYES!!!!!!
She calls it a belt. I call it a watch band.
When she farts, you hear wind chimes.
When Gloria asked me about skinny-dipping I didn't realize what she had in mind.
Now smile and waif at the camera.
Where's the nearest toilet? I need to throw up mu lunch.
Can I put more than one entry on one comment form? Hope so:Sheila went to the Blood Bank and forgot to say "when".After being buried in the back yard by trusty dog Tyra, supermodel Vivienne put herself back together nicely.The world's first human to be lighter than her own shadow.When we said her talents are one-dimensional, we were being literal.
Kirstey Alley takes her final try with Jenny Craig a bit too far.
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."
Oprah figured if Michael Jackson could do it, so could she.
Dr. Frankenstein had had excellent success at reviving corpses, but he had yet to figure out how to make them look HUMAN.
"Hey Mary Kate, check out Fatty McHuge over there."
Heh heh... "Fatty McHuge." :-)
..and the boys all called her "Rice Krispie," because banging her made her go 'snap,' 'crackle' and 'pop.'
Hey Ted! Grab an ankle and we'll make a wish.
I can has cheezeburger. Then I throw it up.
Bobby lost his Boy Scouts "Fire Safety" merit badge when he started a campfire by rubbing his mother's legs together.
She's not skinny. She's just tall for her weight.
For real? Where did you find that mess? Bones R Us?
Come on sweetie give me your best I'm hungry look.
Can a girl get a fucking hamburger around here? Huh?
Karen Carpenter, the thin years.
What namely you're saying is a terrible blunder.
@Moooooog35Do you believe in the fucking bull shit you want to believe? You like censorship? You are a fucking moron for saying that.Let's continue our little discussion here:https://www.facebook.com/MAKEITTENI'll show you the meaning of censorship retard!PS - FUCK THE HARD ROCK CAFE for their anti Coyote propaganda!!!
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