6/10/2009

It's Time to Win Something Great!

Caption this if you want a really cool award and 1000 ec credits...


43 comments:

ReformingGeek said...

"OK class, after only a few weeks of training, you will be able to paint authentic skeletons just like this one."

Nooter said...

"does this outfit make my butt look fat?"

moooooog35 said...

Great...now I want ribs.

moooooog35 said...

This year's winner of "Miss Ethiopia" was a knockout.

moooooog35 said...

Just before they have sex, most of her men make a wish.

Quirkyloon said...

"Oh think twice, it's just another day in skinny bitch paradise."

Bill's Bayou said...

Iman and Skeletor's love-child.

Bill's Bayou said...

I'd inflate her, but I'm afraid to find out where the valve is.

Bill's Bayou said...

When she rubs her legs together, crickets rip out their own ears.

Bill's Bayou said...

Because if she looked directly AT the photographer, she's suck out his soul.

Bill's Bayou said...

Linsay Lohan would tap that.

moooooog35 said...

A sneak peek at what Barack Obama looks like before he puts the black suit on.

Haley said...

Photo shoot for the new, "Recessions" Calendar.

AoE said...

Fragile: Use caution upon entry

PhilipDyer said...

Supermodel Rochelle was fired shortly after this shoot for being too fat.

PhilipDyer said...

Her body was in remarkably good condition considering she'd been interred for over a year.

Joel Klebanoff said...

Just fifty calories away from disappearing completely.

PhilipDyer said...

The photographer had to shoot her straight on because when she turned sideways, she kept disappearing.

PhilipDyer said...

"Okay, stop struggling, Jeannie. Can someone please lift the model's hand and put it on her knee?"

Bill's Bayou said...

Sing along!

The foot bone's connected to the shin bone,
The shin bone's connected to the knee bone,
The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone,
The thigh bone's connected to the
DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?! MY EYES!!! OH LORD MY EYES!!!!!!

Bill's Bayou said...

She calls it a belt. I call it a watch band.

Bill's Bayou said...

When she farts, you hear wind chimes.

nonamedufus said...

When Gloria asked me about skinny-dipping I didn't realize what she had in mind.

nonamedufus said...

Now smile and waif at the camera.

nonamedufus said...

Where's the nearest toilet? I need to throw up mu lunch.

Chris said...

Can I put more than one entry on one comment form? Hope so:

Sheila went to the Blood Bank and forgot to say "when".

After being buried in the back yard by trusty dog Tyra, supermodel Vivienne put herself back together nicely.

The world's first human to be lighter than her own shadow.

When we said her talents are one-dimensional, we were being literal.

moooooog35 said...

Kirstey Alley takes her final try with Jenny Craig a bit too far.

Me-Me King said...

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

nipsy said...

Oprah figured if Michael Jackson could do it, so could she.

The Mother said...

Dr. Frankenstein had had excellent success at reviving corpses, but he had yet to figure out how to make them look HUMAN.

DouglasDyer said...

"Hey Mary Kate, check out Fatty McHuge over there."

PhilipDyer said...

Heh heh... "Fatty McHuge." :-)

moooooog35 said...

..and the boys all called her "Rice Krispie," because banging her made her go 'snap,' 'crackle' and 'pop.'

Bill's Bayou said...

Hey Ted! Grab an ankle and we'll make a wish.

Bill's Bayou said...

I can has cheezeburger. Then I throw it up.

Bill's Bayou said...

Bobby lost his Boy Scouts "Fire Safety" merit badge when he started a campfire by rubbing his mother's legs together.

Bill's Bayou said...

She's not skinny. She's just tall for her weight.

kerrie said...

For real? Where did you find that mess? Bones R Us?

Chaotically Calm said...

Come on sweetie give me your best I'm hungry look.

Funnyrunner said...

Can a girl get a fucking hamburger around here? Huh?

Lola said...

Karen Carpenter, the thin years.

muebles en valencia said...

What namely you're saying is a terrible blunder.

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