Exhibit A-This guy:
Exhibit B-The poor bastard who decides to wear these:
"Excuse me while I input your fake phone number into my iPhone."
"Excuse me while I input your fake phone number into my iPhone."
Exhibit C-I don't know either:
Exhibit D-The only thing she's getting is a nice bowl of soup.
And last but not least, my FAVORITE. If you can guess what purpose this serves, other than ensuring she won't get any, I would love to know.
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Wow, that one dude looks like the fastest proctologist in the West. I don't know why I have this instinct to trip laptop boy.
I wish I had that pillow thing. I'd wear it out and when people stared I'd be like, "WHAT? WHAT?"
OMG! I peed my pants laughing at this one. Guess I won't get any either...
My word verification is: eveis (???)
The last one is simple. She's obviously a dimwit. In case she decides to jump out of the window, then she thinks she has a 50%-50% chance of survival.
I so have a good reason for that pillow thingie. I have a boston terrier (Mattie Moo) that yanks the pillow out from under my head at night because she wants to lay on it!!!! If I had that, she couldn't take my pillow from me!
Exibit C...well that is so obviously his thinking cap!
I can see why the majority won't be gettin' any.....but Exibit C ain't too bad, regardless of the "thinking cap".
I really like the pillow hat. How many times have you been at the DMV, or grocery store, or a bad movie, and just wanted to take a nap?
Those were all WRONG, but very funny :)
Well at least the second dude can get a little "finger action" considering he's all protection prepared. Finger condoms, now comes in black!
K,
Now, hang on...that pillow tied to the head ain't a bad idea in my line a work.I'm gittin' out ma stitch witchery to fix me one up.
Eve
you crack me up. put me on that list...
I know that I'm an untouchable loser, but I am not as pathetic as those people in the photos.
All these years and I thought I had to sit down in order to use the computer!! How cool is that!! No more juggling when sitting on the toilet!!
Hum...I think the pillow/hat would be great for long flying trips in Coach.
As a geek, I love the laptop thing but wouldn't be caught dead with one.;-)
Bawahaha! Um, I love the pillow at the end. I could totally see myself getting one of those. But it comes with a risk. The risk of no nooky.
These are definitely straight out of the "Getting No Sex" catalog. I have several theories about the lady with the pillow head but I am going with this one: her lover has a fetish for biting pillows so she is dressed up as his pillow biter. Dare to bite pillows. A dream only a few can accomplish.
That last one looks more like a "Caption This" photo. Uhhh, she's narcoleptic, or whatever that falling asleep disease is and she's protected whenver a NAP ATTACK comes on.
I kind of want the facial flower...hate it when my hair gets in my ramen.
OMG, this is hilarious! Seriously, WTF? And is that a strap-on pillow?!?!
Happy Halloween!
XO
Anna
Snap, I got to get that pillow!
Going to add it to my Christmas list.
I tagged you! Go get directions at my blog, sorry - hehehe
Very funny!
I love the dude with the computer.
Seriously, Man, put down the computer and back away slowly!
-Confusia
Those are great. The iphone fingers are hella creepy.
What is that disease called, where you fall asleep without warning, any time of day? In the middle of action, of walking, eating, working, even while you're getting it?
Well, such a pillow would protect your head upon falling! (Probably irrelevant if you're literally being laid already. Which you're not, because you're wearing the damn pillow.)
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