That's Heinous!

I just wanted to thank all of you funny mofos who gave me some GREAT Halloween party ideas! I used them all. It was the most exciting party ever!

I would love to give some love to these Martha Stewarts of the web for pushing my party over the edge!

Today, I would like to recognize Heinous, from Irregularly Periodic Ruminations (from now on to be referred to as IPR-I'm tired from typing that out and there are too many misspelling opportunities there) had one of the best ideas.
"How about Marco Polo but with polo mallets? Last one standing wins."
Genius! It's like Heinous is the "Halloween party idea" idiot savant! I don't have to tell you guys that that game was the "hit" of the night. One kid had his eye come out of the socket. The mom got angry, but I thought it just added to the Halloween fun! I told her it was Heinous' fault. Be expecting a call from her sometime this week. I'm sure it will be fine!

In fact, I loved the eyeball fun so much that I made a festive drink out of it.

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Bill said...

Halloween Tip: Have barf bags handy to go with this drink!

ReformingGeek said...

Yikes! Reminds me of the scene in Ironman where his assistant rips out his "heart power device" and has it made it into a sculpture.

Chat Blanc said...

and it keeps an eye on your drink for ya! ;)

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

Nice! Sounds like it was a success!

yeah, heinous is good with stuff like that...it's a little disturbing.

HorribleLicensePlates said...

I hope that is bourbon.

Love your blog!

Thanks for reading ours :-)

Kirsten said...

@bill-Awww come on! You can take it! :)

@reforming-I haven't seen Ironman, but I'll take your word for it!

@chat blanc-LMAO!! Good one!

@petra-Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

@horrible-Thanks for stopping by! I like your blog too. (blush)

Heinous said...

I'm so glad I could contribute to the success of your party. This just goes with the old line, "It's not fun and games until someone loses and eye." I think that was Morticia Addams.

This also explains all those phone calls I've been getting today. Man, that lady can yell.

steenky bee said...

Um, I feel bad. I didn't contribute at all. But can I stand behind you and a little to the left as you bask in that after part glow? I need all the good lighting these days I can get. Also? When I saw "Heinous" pop up in my reader I was all, "I'm so forwarding this to Heinous so he can see Soccer Mom Files included his name in the post". Of course, after reading said post, I see you already know the Heinous. Love that drink! I'm so making a Shirley Temple version for my boy. Woot!

Doug at Taunt Vortex said...

Hey, that's why God gave us two eyes...so you got a spare.

Tell the kid to buck up, and tell the parents to get a backbone and stop whining.

Happy Halloween!

Lipstick said...

Thanks so much for visiting my blog!

I really, really, really love the description in the banner. Fabulous.

eve cleveland said...

Glad the party was such the bomb. What is the big deal...the kid has got another eye, Jeez.

Anna Lefler said...

"EYE" thought this post was hilarious.

Party on...

:^) Anna

Kitty Cat said...


ettarose said...

Did you do the spaghetti worms in a box? So cool

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

Fabulous! Quick apply for the patent!

Queen-Size funny bone said...

wow that sounds and looks like fun. I would of went.

Kirsten said...

@heinous-Thanks for the idea! Don't worry about that lady. Her bark is bigger than her bite!

@steeky-A shirley temple version! I like that!

@doug-I like your style! Some people just don't get it!

@lipstick-Thanks! I'm glad you stopped bY!

@eve-I tried to explain that, but some people just won't listen!


@kitty-It's Halloween! :)

@ettarose-Yes, we did that. I also used baby corns for lizard tails. I was pretty proud of that one!

@prefers-You're right! I'm on it!

@queen size-Thanks for stopping by! I will put you on the list next year!

Quasi said...

I love the eyeball, I will have to try something like this at my halloween party this weekend

Kirsten said...

@quasi-I would recommend using a fake eyeball. People get weirded out by a real one!

VE said...

I hope you removed the contact...they're hard on fillings...

AngieSS said...

Bobbin' for eyeballs -- Awesome!

Sounds like you throw one hell of a party. Invite me next time, my eyes suck anyways, I could lose one -- no problem!

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