My good friend, Joe, from Crotchety Old Man Yells at Cars, is having a fancy contest where he sends his lucky winners a bag of chocolate. In a shameless attempt to get on the very handsome Joe's good side, I decided to do a post on chocolate and how much I love it!
Chocolate can be more things than you think! It can be something for everyone!
If you are a sophisticated shoe lover, then this is for you.
That's real chocolate!
If you're a very religious person, like Don over at Beyond Left Field, then this chocolate Jesus is just for you. (If you're religious in a Christian sort of way, obviously.)
If you're confused about appropriate hygiene, then you can take a chocolate bath.
If you're taste bud challenged, then chocolate covered tomatoes are perfect for you!
If you're just plain old gross you can enjoy these chocolate covered scorpions.
If you are obsessed with early 17th century Spanish literature, there is Don Quixote chocolate.
And, last but not least, something for all the guys out there. Well, not all. (I swear I didn't put this in to sway Da Old Man's opinion on who wins his chocolate.)