No fears my fellow bloggees..calm down, don't get your panties in a bunch. I, Jamie AKA J to the M to the E, from "My Suburban can run over your Minivan..and will" have been carefully selected and screened (due to my clean pap smear results) to take over this week for Soccer mom. All those "other" filthy hussy's who didn't pass the "Does it burn when you pee?" tests..will just have to go back to the Gyno..while I ease your life stress with a little humor here this week. So starting out this week, I like a good American citizen, am outsourcing Soccer Mom's outsourcing!! Ohh..the American way!!So while I make myself at home here by stocking the refrigerator with beer, and fill up the medicine cabinet with pills...you all click here for today's post. This post in sponsored by Soccer mom and I's fellow Humor Blogger, EttaRose, for our first
Also before you go, I have a series called: What would Jamie Do? (WWJamieD)..so feel free to leave me a question in the comments..I will be here all week answering your questions and passing booze and pills to all in need. Don't worry there is no copay. The last day here I will post my answers to all your questions..come on don't be scared..I have no STD's!
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I have a question: What would Jamie do if the power went off and she had no cold beer and her pills were all gone? And her suburban was OUT OF GAS.
Ohhh..my first questio..yayyy!! I thought there was no one around her! I will anser you question this week!
Jamie,
You may have saved my life! I have been meaning to schedule that pap-smear and, by God, I am going to do it now.
Eve
Saving one va-jay-jay at a time..that is how I roll. DOn't forget to shave! Oh, and don't tense up:)
Oh, Honey... I learned that the hard way. Walked funny for days. Say while we are on the subject, I have "friend" who claims to have gotten an STD from a chatroom. Do you think there is any truth to that? I hear it is more common than you might think.
Eve
What would Jamie do when the world is over run by zombie hordes and the liqour and pharmacy is crowded by zombies?
What would Jamie do if she hit the lottery? Would she loan me $20 or tell me to piss off?
I mean, that's what I'd do to her... :p
If Jamie won the lottery she would buy an SI machine and gloat when she was around us all. ;)
Thanks fly and offended for your question..will add them to my list.
Mrs D- HOw did you know what on eo f my first purchases would be
:) Yes I would totally GLOAT!! Then share!
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