10/18/2008

Best of...Again!

This is part one of three posts.
Please to enjoy:

Off the Chain, Aight

Don't be buggin', but I have received yet another award for my mad skillz ladies and gentlemen! The Fly over at After Dinner Mint got really creative and gave out songs as awards instead of the usual trophy that just sits in your case and gathers dust. My song could not be better or more suited to me. I've always considered myself the middle aged female/suburban mom version of 50 Cent. It's almost eerie that he picked this song. I wanted to go a step further and put the video up instead of just the music clip, but I couldn't find an unedited version and that's stupid. I mean stooopid. If you're not a pimp like me, you wouldn't understand. Anyway, check out my song!


The first thing I need as a PIMP is my own pimp cup! I can drink out of it as I blog to my fans from my crib. Oh, and forget about the other soccer moms when I whip that baby out at soccer practice! Or bunco! Or afternoon tea with my crew!
There are many versions of the pimp cup.

Get it?!!? It's a POPE cup not a PIMP cup!

I digress.
I was thinking of putting my pimp name on it, but Reverend Doctor Kirsten Valentine is way too long. BTW, I got my pimp handle at http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp

My current pimp cup will not suffice for a bad ass like me...
I obviously need to shop for one worthy of the Reverend! I'm having trouble deciding between a couple...
I think I only like this one because of the outfits. He is fly. That means "cool" to all you wack people with no game.
I like the next one because it sums me up in one word, "PLAYA". BOOYA!But, in the end I'll just go with the classic...I'm also getting one for my daughter...Cute, huh? Anyway, I hope I didn't let this go to my head, but if you all could address me by my pimp handle I would appreciate it.

My baby daddy has gotten into it too. Check his phat ass out! Represent!!


I think I'm going to enjoy a forty with my bitches to celebrate! HOLLA!
Thanks again to thefly for the props! Peace out!

17 comments:

tiffany1377 said...

Omg...I can't stop laughing. Too funny.

Peace out!

Athena said...

From one fly girl to another, congrats on your award and get ready to add another one to your list - go check out my blog.

the cubicle's backporch said...

I think your pimp cup is fabulous already. You can even change the color on the writing of the cup to match your outfit, and THAT is truely pimpalicious!!

mammadawg.com said...

lol - props, R.D.!!

Gotta bounce - see ya laterz!

Jenn Thorson said...

Wow, that award is seriously fly...

Er, The Fly, anyway.

TheFLy said...

Alright Reverend Doctor Kirsten Valentine, I will make sure to remember your pimp handle. But Im still gonna refer to you as MommaJay. Thanks for the mention, I appreciate it!

buzz buzz

Da Old Man said...

I remember the old days, when you would drink your 40's out of a bottle hidden in a paper bag, like the rest of us.

You've come so far.

This weekend, I'll toast your pimpiliciousness with shots of Thunderbird.

momjeansblogger said...

@old man-You're right! We've both come a long way

Bee said...

HA HA! Reverend Doctor Kirsten Valentine

I love the song! I was ovah' here bumpin' on my hydraulic chair!

momjeansblogger said...

@ bee-Nice! a hydraulic chair. You're a cold hard pimp too!

Tommy Buettner said...

Oh, jesus!!!! I'm in tears laughing my ass off!!!!

Warning: Never drink hot coffee whilst gaining wisdom form Pimp Momma Kirsten.

momjeansblogger said...

@tommy-did it go up your nose? I love when that happens!

unfinishedrambling said...

You have to read this post while listening to the tunes....

You iz DA BOMB, Rev Doc.

kittyconcerto.com said...

Whatzup dawg! This reminded me of my old roommate and her 21 year old daughter. The daughter is half black and REALLY WANTED a pimp cup, so her white mother went to wal mart and made her one. To be fair, it looked pretty dope (that's cool for all you other people not offiliated with hood rat speak). Love your 'shorty' one for your daughter. Keeping it real.

Mojo said...

Oh now dat is def, yo! Step off witchyo bad sef and you fazoom mug girfran. Shiott.
Suede James Flex (represent!)

Joe Arena said...

Heeeeeeeeelllllll yea pimp cups. I have one myself. It's a converted pimp chalice that used to be a cup from subway.

LuckyMe said...

I'm confused, are Pimp cups for realz? I heard o' Pimm Cups. Martha told me bout em.