Please to enjoy:
Off the Chain, Aight
Don't be buggin', but I have received yet another award for my mad skillz ladies and gentlemen! The Fly over at After Dinner Mint got really creative and gave out songs as awards instead of the usual trophy that just sits in your case and gathers dust. My song could not be better or more suited to me. I've always considered myself the middle aged female/suburban mom version of 50 Cent. It's almost eerie that he picked this song. I wanted to go a step further and put the video up instead of just the music clip, but I couldn't find an unedited version and that's stupid. I mean stooopid. If you're not a pimp like me, you wouldn't understand. Anyway, check out my song!
The first thing I need as a PIMP is my own pimp cup! I can drink out of it as I blog to my fans from my crib. Oh, and forget about the other soccer moms when I whip that baby out at soccer practice! Or bunco! Or afternoon tea with my crew!
There are many versions of the pimp cup.
I was thinking of putting my pimp name on it, but Reverend Doctor Kirsten Valentine is way too long. BTW, I got my pimp handle at http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp
My current pimp cup will not suffice for a bad ass like me...
I obviously need to shop for one worthy of the Reverend! I'm having trouble deciding between a couple...
I think I only like this one because of the outfits. He is fly. That means "cool" to all you wack people with no game.
I like the next one because it sums me up in one word, "PLAYA". BOOYA!But, in the end I'll just go with the classic...I'm also getting one for my daughter...Cute, huh? Anyway, I hope I didn't let this go to my head, but if you all could address me by my pimp handle I would appreciate it.
My baby daddy has gotten into it too. Check his phat ass out! Represent!!
I think I'm going to enjoy a forty with my bitches to celebrate! HOLLA!
Thanks again to thefly for the props! Peace out!