Winna Winna Chicken Dinna!

I had so great submissions for the "Caption This" contest last week. Let's dive right in.

Honorable mentions:

nonamedufus with

"Those NASCAR t-shirts are pricey. I just saved myself 45 bucks!"

moooooog35 with

Shit like this is why I'd rather watch golf.

and

When I was a kid, School House Rock taught me that '3 Was a Magic Number.'

Now, I finally understand...as all this vomit came from absolutely nowhere.

Me-Me King with

Tagging a Big Foot is so common these days.

Haley with

Eventually Bobby and his wife split over his constant bragging about his IQ.

And the winner is...

God with

Tanya's matching vagina shave to symbolize her and Dave's favorite NASCAR driver's number, 23, was such a hit that they received a free season pass.

To prison.

Of course GOD won. Congrats to God for winning the coveted Mom Likes Me Best Award!