Happy Cinco De Mayo to all my little Mexican friends! This might seem weird, but I'm going to celebrate by wearing a festive, non offensive outfit all day.
The kids so enjoyed getting dropped off at school today. The tears of joy were so touching!
I also want to teach my daughter to appreciate all races of people, so, for Cinco De Mayo, I am having a mother/daughter slumber party.
The only problem I have is picking only one favorite Mexican!
I just wanted address one woman by the name of Maria.
Oh, come on Maria!!! Don't be so angry. Everyone loves a good Mexican joke!
For example, what is this?
It's a Mexican Navy Seal! ...rim shot...
This one speaks for itself...
Oh, come on Maria!! You know you laughed!
Wait a minute!!
Maybe you're right after all, Maria. No more Mexican jokes for me.