5/05/2009

Cinco de Mayo Celebration!



Happy Cinco De Mayo to all my little Mexican friends! This might seem weird, but I'm going to celebrate by wearing a festive, non offensive outfit all day.



The kids so enjoyed getting dropped off at school today. The tears of joy were so touching!

I also want to teach my daughter to appreciate all races of people, so, for Cinco De Mayo, I am having a mother/daughter slumber party.



The only problem I have is picking only one favorite Mexican!

I just wanted address one woman by the name of Maria.


Oh, come on Maria!!! Don't be so angry. Everyone loves a good Mexican joke!

For example, what is this?




It's a Mexican Navy Seal! ...rim shot...

This one speaks for itself...




Oh, come on Maria!! You know you laughed!

Wait a minute!!



Maybe you're right after all, Maria. No more Mexican jokes for me.

62 comments:

Shawn said...

yo quiero mas Mexican jokes!

Me-Me King said...

Yo tambien, gracias.

DouglasDyer said...

It was all funny until my burritos got threatened. Build any wall you want Obama, I'll kick it down.

ReformingGeek said...

Bring on the Mexicans! Texas is pretty much Mexican anyway and I like my burritos, taco, and margaritas!

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Oh-My-God, this has offensiveness written all over it. Looks like something you could go toe-to-toe with Chelle B on!

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