5/13/2009

Caption This Contest

It's Caption This time!


35 comments:

God said...

Tanya's matching vagina shave to symbolize her and Dave's favorite NASCAR driver's number, 23, was such a hit that they received a free season pass.

To prison.

God said...

Laying on your side in bed and shaving a giant vertical ass on your cheating husband's back while he sleeps is so much better if you understand the concepts of angles and stuff.

God said...

Right near Dave's big hairy crack is the word "Some", which seems a lot less witty when he's sitting down in a chair.

Me-Me King said...

Tagging a Big Foot is so common these days.

Quirkyloon said...

I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna shave you.
Now don't be sad cause your hairy back ain't so bad.
Don't be sad I went ahead and shaved a number three on your back!

(Inspired by Meatloaf's song)

Heather Cherry said...

The aliens soon gave up on the crop circle idea because they were too busy throwing up in their mouths.

Nessa said...

...This is how he keeps track of months..once they get into the double digits his wife starts as well.. ;)

Queen-Size funny bone said...

Hey that's the first time I have ever seen crop circling by aliens on a human being.

ReformingGeek said...

Bill had to show #3 on his back because when he tried it on his chest, he cut his nipple off and had to go to the emergency room.

DouglasDyer said...

As long as we continue to honor Dale Earnhart in our hearts an in our backhair his memory will live on.

Haley said...

Eventually Bobby and his wife split over his constant bragging about his IQ.

Haley said...

Jerry was proud that he didn't have to harvest hair plugs from the back of his head like everyone else.

DouglasDyer said...

Tough completely illiterate, Jim Bob did manage to tribute his third wife.

Haley said...

Mickey Rourke and Larry the Cable Guy display how many times they've, "done it"

Haley said...

Bobby Joe always liked to taunt the crowd by bragging about how many teeth he still had.

Haley said...

Dennis decided to displaye for the crowd just how many bottles of Jack Daniel's it takes for him to sleep with his wife.

Jaime said...

taking white trash to a whole new level

Cameron said...

We dun ran out of cardboard, but I wanted to have a sign ready if they turned da cameras on us.

moooooog35 said...

John soon regretted his decision to put wax on his wife's boobs and then let her lay across his back.

moooooog35 said...

When I was a kid, School House Rock taught me that '3 Was a Magic Number.'

Now, I finally understand...as all this vomit came from absolutely nowhere.

moooooog35 said...

Shit like this is why I'd rather watch golf.

moooooog35 said...

Lou was proud of his accomplishment of finally figuring out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

moooooog35 said...

"Car go VROOM! Me like! Me like!"

Stacie's Madness said...

"Wait til she takes off her shirt to reveal her number of choice."

but I must say that "God's" comment of it shaven down there...HYSTERICAL.

Shawn said...

"How'm I goan r'member my seat number?"

The Exaggerator said...

The Redneck luxury suite.

PhilipDyer said...

Jimmy was actually supposed to be the "E" of his group, but he had trouble figuring out how mirrors work.

PhilipDyer said...

When he lies down sideways, this is actually just the first letter of his Mother's Day present.

PhilipDyer said...

If you hold up a mirror to this couple and the 3 guys to their right, they spell out "Kyle Busch."

nonamedufus said...

"Those NASCAR t-shirts are pricey. I just saved myself 45 bucks!"

rubbish said...

John Boy was a little worried. Not only had his hair transplant gone wrong but he then found to his dismay that he was sat next to Michael Bolton. Hadn't his Mother told him that bad luck always came in 3's.

Lola said...
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Lola said...

Cathy and Fred are the unluckiest couple. Actually Cathy has a "1" shaved on her back. She's just kind of shy at public events.

rubbish said...

Scrap my last it's crap. How about -
The finalists of Frances' next top model enjoy a day at the races.

The Mother said...

Jack has never quite recovered from his status as a triplet, when his mother painted his back with mercurochrome so she could tell them all apart.