Winna Winna Chicken Dinna!

I had so great submissions for the "Caption This" contest last week. Let's dive right in.

Honorable mentions:

"Those NASCAR t-shirts are pricey. I just saved myself 45 bucks!"
moooooog35 with
Shit like this is why I'd rather watch golf.

When I was a kid, School House Rock taught me that '3 Was a Magic Number.'

Now, I finally understand...as all this vomit came from absolutely nowhere.
Me-Me King with
Tagging a Big Foot is so common these days.
Haley with
Eventually Bobby and his wife split over his constant bragging about his IQ.
And the winner is...

God with
Tanya's matching vagina shave to symbolize her and Dave's favorite NASCAR driver's number, 23, was such a hit that they received a free season pass.

To prison.
Of course GOD won. Congrats to God for winning the coveted Mom Likes Me Best Award!


Stacie's Madness said...

congrats GOD.

DouglasDyer said...

This is bullshit. He's omniscient! Doesn't that disqualify him?

nonamedufus said...

God, damn!

God said...

George Burns up here in heaven was feeding me some good lines that day, so I can't take all the credit.

By the way, I don't know where to put this message, but Bea Arthur sends her regards and says she's having a great time eating with Dom Delouise.

Me-Me King said...

Yea God!

www.tarragona-3d.com said...

So, I do not really imagine this is likely to have success.