Debra Jackson, I Love You!!

Apparently Henry and his prospective queens are still on their group date, so I don't have an update tonight. I guess I'll have to wait until tomorrow.

Anyway, I just wanted to pose a question to everyone. Does anyone actually have a "Debra Jackson" in their life? We see all these crazy kinds of people on the internet, but does anyone actually know any of them? Today I'm talking about the super white trash people. Debra is awesome! Here's her quote in the paper.

WTF??? Debra needs her own blog. I would read that thing every single day! I have so many questions for her. What does, "dressed up" mean? What the hell do you wear to the "Dollar Palace"? Will you take me there? Do you have a full set of teeth? Who watches over the meth lab when you're off shopping in your finery? Have you been on an episode of "Cops"? Have you been visited by aliens? Is Velveeta a main staple in your diet? The list goes on and on.

Does anybody know Debra?!?!


ReformingGeek said...

Maybe. Is she the lady who named her kids Gon-NOR-rea and Sy-PHIL-lis (accents on the 2nd syllables)????

Anonymous said...

I can't tell you how many times I needed to go to Wal-Mart, yet changed my mind because I just wasn't dressed up enough. HAHAHAH!!! I was totally laughing at that clipping!!! :)

Orion said...

wtf does she do when she goes the grocery store??? evening gown?

ettarose said...

If I knew her dumb ass I would not admit it in a thousand years. Now excuse me while I put on my Ball gown. I am going to the Dollar Tree.

Shelly said...

Yep. I'd like to know what she wears to Wal-mart too. I know people who go to Wal-mart in the middle of the night in their PJ's. Let's try to contact her and get some fashion advice, want to?

Anonymous said...

Hey, it's hard getting all dressed up to go to a special place like Walmart.

Trust me I'm stumped. Wear the gray sweats or the navy blue ones?

Decisions decisions!

Da Old Man said...

I haven't been to WalMart in many years, but the last time it seemed the only code was more or less pants and some sort of shirt.

They must be stricter where Deb lives.

Stephanie said...

The worst people I know in this regard are all members of my ex-husband's family. And Debra has 'em beat.

That's something I never thought would happen.

kickassmom said...

If directed at me, this question is quite redudant. The Delmarva Peninsula has its own very special brand o'trash. The ones on the Delaware side are the worst though. We affectionatly refer to the southern portion of DE as "Slower Lower."

The Mother said...

I don't know Debra. But I grew up in a small town in Texas, so I know lots of Debra-oids.

You should see them put on their furs when the temp drops below fifty. Then they go to Walmart.

Not Afraid to Use It said...

I don't know anyone like this, but your questions for her rock. I think it might include taking the rollers out.

tiffany1377 said...

So ya found me. I'll try reel hard to asner yur questions.

Dressed up means - I get my hair did and wear underwear.

What do I where to the Dollar Palace - my rollers. They don't care if you got yer hair did or not.

My 10 year old watches the lab when I'm out shoppin' He knows what he's doing.

I haven't been on cops yet. But keep yer fingers crossed, I keep hoping for fame and fortune.

Yeah, I have a full set of teeth. I keep them in a glass beside my bed.

Never been visited by aliens. Why would you ask me this? Are you makin' fun of me?

About the Velveeta...I don't understand yer fancy question, but I like it. I like it alot.

Keep in Touch,

Jenn Thorson said...

"All dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something" --




Bless her heart. I bet she wears curlers to the Wal-Mart. Yes, I do.

Poodlekiss said...

I want Debra To be my friend.